invention ideas?

[TheArmyGuy]

Oh god I can't breathe help.

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[Mardalf]

replace somebody's medicine with them   

[Mulch]

I've always wanted to invent a medical procedure that would give a mans snake the elasticity of Plastic Man.

[TheArmyGuy]

I've always wanted to invent a medical procedure that would give a mans snake the elasticity of Plastic Man.

-Remove snake
-Sew on plastic carrot
>>Plastic richard man!

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

A rifle modified to fire carrots.

[TheArmyGuy]

How about a carrot that is actually a rifle?

[Travis [bob36455]]

A carrot modified to fire rifles

[cooldawson3]

How about a carrot that is actually a rifle?

Oh my god this whole topic is hilarious.

A carrot modified to fire rifles

Too much laughter

[Mr. Jelly]

A carrot that is actually a decapitated snake

[Flamecannon]

I've always wanted to invent a medical procedure that would give a mans snake the elasticity of Plastic Man.

so gumby?

[TheArmyGuy]

It's 4:19AM I'm going to wake the house by laughing.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

A carrot that fires carrots at a rate of 2500 RPM.

[Flamecannon]

a machine that insults you every time you look at your shoes

[kakashi11]

these

Who needs pills for that?
I got my hand.

Also, carrot.

[TheArmyGuy]

carrot

carrot

carrot

carrot

carrot

carrot

carrot

carrot

carrot

carrot

carrot

11 seperate mentions of the word 'carrot' so far.