Author Topic: Civilian war between brits and yanks... (AKA crap strikes again)  (Read 7149 times)

I watch a lot of Minecraft LP 's, annd every fuking time the player or players are British, they always make the stupidest decisions and miss all of the important stuff.  I like England, but they can be pretty loving stupid sometimes.

Hey, that reminds me of the time that I was trying to find a good Deus Ex: HR let's play and all I could get were Americans who made drug jokes, teabagged corpses, died a lot on the easiest difficulty and missed every single "hidden" item.

"Hidden" as in contained within a room that isn't immediately obvious, they didn't even attempt to look around for loot

Maybe because we kicked your ass in the Revolutionairy War? And don't pull you stuff saying, "OUR BETS SOLDERS WER IN FRNAS AND INDEA!
What. How does that have anything to do with the naming towns and cities?

Generic insult, go!
Not insulting. Just pointing out things you might want to work on.

Neither is better, though some have better things. Britain has the cool accents, the castles, and Top Gear UK. America has better movies, mountains, and Adventure Time.
Top Gear is badass, but Adventure time?  NO!  Every god damn show on CN sucks big black richard now, I am pretty sure the British has a cartoon show that doesn't suck black richard.

What. How does that have anything to do with the naming towns and cities?
>Revolution
>Former British colony

Every single person on this planet sucks richard in some way and we're all the cancer that's killing this planet. A flame war between two groups of dumbasses won't do anything other than make people not want to be here anymore.

See this, men?
this is why humanity is never going to get anywhere.

Also, we have WipEout.

Every single person on this planet sucks richard in some way and we're all the cancer that's killing this planet. A flame war between two groups of dumbasses won't do anything other than make people not want to be here anymore.

Please exterminate yourself.

Not quite sure OP knows what civil war is.

Not quite sure OP knows what civil war is.

Not Civil war, Civilian war.

Maybe because we kicked your ass in the Revolutionairy War? And don't pull you stuff saying, "OUR BETS SOLDERS WER IN FRNAS AND INDEA!
That doesn't have the slightest bit to do with the naming of American Towns and cities you stuffhead.
The large number of American towns on the east coast have the same names as those in England.
This is because the English settlers on America named new towns after the places they came from.
That is how come the Pilgrim Fathers left Plymouth and then landed in Plymouth.

The naming convention is all due to the unoriginality of the first settlers, a tradition started by idiotic puritans. No wonder your country has so much stuff with religion when it was founded by them.

The English have waged war for ownership of a piece of rock in Argentina.
The Falklands war was waged by the Argentinian people who attacked a British Colony.
The Falklands have never in its entire history been part of Argentina.
The Falkland Islands were originally uninhabited when first discovered by European Voyagers.
The Islands were then colonised in a mis-match of Dutch, French, Spanish and British colonists.
Over time all colonies have left the islands, while the British have maintained claims and re-colonised. It was and is rightfully ours.
In polls of those living on the Falkland Isles the view of the Isles is that it wishes to stay under British control.
They have divided Ireland.
The Irish revolt gave way to a treaty between Ireland and Britain.
As part of the treaty, which was agreed upon, we kept Northern Ireland.
"The Troubles", inter-communal conflicts between Nationalists and Unionists in Ireland find that large portions of Northern Ireland wish to continue to be part of Great Britain and the United Kingdom.
The Britished brought slaves over to North America and eventually outlawing it, but they started the problem.
This is true, however slavery in general can't be acclaimed purely to the British. The Slave Trade was run by all communities throughout Europe with colonies in America, including the French, Spanish, Portuguese, British and Dutch.
In 1803 Denmark was the first country to abolish the Slave Trade, followed by Britain in 1807.
Britain then worked and forged treaties with most of the other European countries involved in the Slave Trade to abolish it. Including the 1810 Anglo-Portuguese Treaty (Portugal was credited as the most prominent Slave Traders), the 1813 Anglo-Swedish Treaty which full abolished the Slave Trade, the 1814 Treaty of Paris which had France abolish the Slave Trade in five years time and then the 1814 Anglo-Netherlands Treaty which outlawed Slave Trade.
In 1808 Britain formed the West African Squadron, which in peace time in 1815 (Following all those treaties), began a 50 year campaign to prevent further Slavery in West Africa.
The British were one of a few involved in the Atlantic Slave Trade, but we were also one of the most prominent in abolishing it. Noteworthy is the American continuation of internal Slave Trading following the banning of the import of slaves in 1807. The Internal Slave Trade wasn't ended until 1865 following the American Civil War.
Just note that it took the Americans a Civil War to end Slavery within the country. You banned more slaves coming in for 60 years, but you didn't set them free.
They backed us installing the Shaw in Iran.
I can't see this as a worse point compared to actually installing the Shaw.
You Brits treated the Indians like slaves.
I won't deny this, but equally so, the Americans treated the Native American Indians like Slaves and furthermore nearly destroyed them aswell as their culture.
Scotland
Scotland has forever been in and out of wishing to be English ruled.
It's a history that goes back nearly two thousand years.
Scotland would not be as great a country today if it hadn't been part of Britain and the United Kingdom.
The Scottish and English have a resentment of each other which is natural of every single pair of neighbouring countries on the globe.
If two countries were truly equal in view then they would be one country.
helped France with the Treaty of Versallies
This is a rather harsh thing to bring up.
You even make it sound as if it was purely France and Britain who wrote the Treaty.
France, Great Britain, Italy, Japan and the United States of America all signed the treaty.

The treaty was deemed fair by all these countries at this time.
In Hindsight they were too restricting on Germany and Austria and Hungary.
It was the French who took the majority push upon Germany, although none of the parties were involved were innocent.
And I really, really resent your mentioning of the Treaty as if it were just France and Britain. You pin it like just us two were the cause of the formation of national socialist Germany.
The Treaty wasn't even followed up on fully. When Germany began to build up a military despite being banned from doing so from the Treaty no country intervened. None of those who had signed the treaty in the first place.

To most people, it's all the same.
Who's most people?
One would have to be entirely tone death to come to any country, not just England, listen to accents of different regions and then say it sounds the same.
You would be absolutely loving handicapped to say that a roosterney accent sounds like a Birmingham accent, or a Yorkshire accent sounds like a Manchester accent or any other place.
You be equally stupid to say a New Yorker accent sounds like a Texan accent, or a fellow from Kentucky sounds like a Hawaiian.
Or a Parisian sounds like a man from Brittany.

Top Gear is badass, but Adventure time?  NO!  Every god damn show on CN sucks big black richard now, I am pretty sure the British has a cartoon show that doesn't suck black richard.
I don't get what is with American Teenagers, or atleast, the lot of you on these forums who all go on about Adventure Time and other cartoons.
I honestly stopped watching cartoons when I was about 12/13, and so have all my friends of the same ages.
I can't believe so many of you watch any cartoons so much, Avatar, Adventure Time and MLP included, just a couple I've seen people go crazy over on here.

ogm u amuricens suk baals!!1!!one!

>british vs americans
>why cant we just be friends :c

btw we join world wars so late cause joining in the beginning is too mainstream.
All you European, early war join'n, conformists just stay in the ugly old continents.
(our virgin land must not be soild by you unpure satanists)

P.S. Native Americans are made up so you guys just have another reason to get everyone against us
no, you join wars late because america 'didnt want to be involved' but ended up joining anyway
what you talking about ugly continents most of america is a right stuffhole and thats incredibly rude and stereotypical to say unpure satanists as i am christian.
native americans are real dumbass

That doesn't have the slightest bit to do with the naming of American Towns and cities you stuffhead.
The large number of American towns on the east coast have the same names as those in England.
This is because the English settlers on America named new towns after the places they came from.
That is how come the Pilgrim Fathers left Plymouth and then landed in Plymouth.

The naming convention is all due to the unoriginality of the first settlers, a tradition started by idiotic puritans. No wonder your country has so much stuff with religion when it was founded by them.

The Falklands war was waged by the Argentinian people who attacked a British Colony.
The Falklands have never in its entire history been part of Argentina.
The Falkland Islands were originally uninhabited when first discovered by European Voyagers.
The Islands were then colonised in a mis-match of Dutch, French, Spanish and British colonists.
Over time all colonies have left the islands, while the British have maintained claims and re-colonised. It was and is rightfully ours.
In polls of those living on the Falkland Isles the view of the Isles is that it wishes to stay under British control.The Irish revolt gave way to a treaty between Ireland and Britain.
As part of the treaty, which was agreed upon, we kept Northern Ireland.
"The Troubles", inter-communal conflicts between Nationalists and Unionists in Ireland find that large portions of Northern Ireland wish to continue to be part of Great Britain and the United Kingdom.This is true, however slavery in general can't be acclaimed purely to the British. The Slave Trade was run by all communities throughout Europe with colonies in America, including the French, Spanish, Portuguese, British and Dutch.
In 1803 Denmark was the first country to abolish the Slave Trade, followed by Britain in 1807.
Britain then worked and forged treaties with most of the other European countries involved in the Slave Trade to abolish it. Including the 1810 Anglo-Portuguese Treaty (Portugal was credited as the most prominent Slave Traders), the 1813 Anglo-Swedish Treaty which full abolished the Slave Trade, the 1814 Treaty of Paris which had France abolish the Slave Trade in five years time and then the 1814 Anglo-Netherlands Treaty which outlawed Slave Trade.
In 1808 Britain formed the West African Squadron, which in peace time in 1815 (Following all those treaties), began a 50 year campaign to prevent further Slavery in West Africa.
The British were one of a few involved in the Atlantic Slave Trade, but we were also one of the most prominent in abolishing it. Noteworthy is the American continuation of internal Slave Trading following the banning of the import of slaves in 1807. The Internal Slave Trade wasn't ended until 1865 following the American Civil War.
Just note that it took the Americans a Civil War to end Slavery within the country. You banned more slaves coming in for 60 years, but you didn't set them free.I can't see this as a worse point compared to actually installing the Shaw.I won't deny this, but equally so, the Americans treated the Native American Indians like Slaves and furthermore nearly destroyed them aswell as their culture.Scotland has forever been in and out of wishing to be English ruled.
It's a history that goes back nearly two thousand years.
Scotland would not be as great a country today if it hadn't been part of Britain and the United Kingdom.
The Scottish and English have a resentment of each other which is natural of every single pair of neighbouring countries on the globe.
If two countries were truly equal in view then they would be one country.This is a rather harsh thing to bring up.
You even make it sound as if it was purely France and Britain who wrote the Treaty.
France, Great Britain, Italy, Japan and the United States of America all signed the treaty.

The treaty was deemed fair by all these countries at this time.
In Hindsight they were too restricting on Germany and Austria and Hungary.
It was the French who took the majority push upon Germany, although none of the parties were involved were innocent.
And I really, really resent your mentioning of the Treaty as if it were just France and Britain. You pin it like just us two were the cause of the formation of national socialist Germany.
The Treaty wasn't even followed up on fully. When Germany began to build up a military despite being banned from doing so from the Treaty no country intervened. None of those who had signed the treaty in the first place.

Who's most people?
One would have to be entirely tone death to come to any country, not just England, listen to accents of different regions and then say it sounds the same.
You would be absolutely loving handicapped to say that a roosterney accent sounds like a Birmingham accent, or a Yorkshire accent sounds like a Manchester accent or any other place.
You be equally stupid to say a New Yorker accent sounds like a Texan accent, or a fellow from Kentucky sounds like a Hawaiian.
Or a Parisian sounds like a man from Brittany.

I don't get what is with American Teenagers, or atleast, the lot of you on these forums who all go on about Adventure Time and other cartoons.
I honestly stopped watching cartoons when I was about 12/13, and so have all my friends of the same ages.
I can't believe so many of you watch any cartoons so much, Avatar, Adventure Time and MLP included, just a couple I've seen people go crazy over on here.
Is it bad this took me 20 minutes to read