My first Stageplay:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Jan 07 18 08 58 2012
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
TRIP That should be obvious!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! -- (interrupted)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP Oh, he's here!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
TRIP No, he's right on time!
GRACE Trip...!
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Chris knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Chris!!
TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, how's it going, man? -- (interrupted)
CHRIS You look ugly
(Trip closes the front door.)
| My second Stageplay:
FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Jan 07 18 47 42 2012
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
(Dan knocks on the front door.)
TRIP That should be obvious! -- (interrupted)
TRIP Oh, he's here!
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's right on time!
GRACE Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Dan!!
TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, how's it going, man?
DAN Where's the bathroom?
TRIP Uh...
TRIP Well come on in...
TRIP Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...
DAN Seriously
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
GRACE No, no, here we are!
GRACE Dan,
GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)
DAN Holy crap, you scared me!
GRACE Uh...
GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess...
(Trip closes the front door.)
DAN Is that a new dress?
PHONE ** RING **
TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- -- (interrupted)
GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.
PHONE ** RING **
DAN Get the phone.
GRACE What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine...
PHONE ** RING **
PHONE ** RING **
DAN Pick it up
ANSWERING MACHINE ** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
TRIP Oh, hmm... well, uh, hold -- hold on...
TRIP (clears throat)
ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep **
TRIP Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people --
ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing.
GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they expect me to drive up to the house in Connecticut to attend all their stupid socialite charity benefits and parties, it's so tiresome.
ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there.
ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala.
TRIP (frustrated sigh)
DAN Trip has been cheating on you.
TRIP Um, uh, wait...
ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye.
TRIP You think...
TRIP I'm cheating on Grace...
DAN Yes
TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
GRACE Ha ha, yeah...
TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...
DAN Well, Grace was cheating on you.
GRACE Um, wait...
GRACE You think...
GRACE Trip is cheating on me...
TRIP Ah... ha ha... heh heh... ah, you're, uh... you're... -- (interrupted)
DAN Yes, and you have been with me.
GRACE Wait, wait -- what is he --
TRIP No no, Grace, no no, he's just... testing us tonight, I think, heh... it's funny...
GRACE (clears throat)
DAN Nope
TRIP (frustrated sigh)
TRIP Um...
DAN I like your hair.
TRIP Oh, man, you weirded me out for a second there, heh heh, ha ha.
GRACE Since when have you two started flirting with each other?
TRIP (clears throat)
DAN Since we got that pink hat.
TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, come take a look!
TRIP Dan, Come on, you'll like this, check it out! -- (interrupted)
GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like.
DAN Romance
TRIP Um... now,, Dan, what does this picture make -- (interrupted)
GRACE Dan, I'm sorry. See Trip, I knew I should never have let you put up that picture, it's making our guest uncomfortable.
DAN We should go to the bedroom
TRIP What? -- (interrupted)
TRIP You know what, Dan, that's it, you need to leave.
DAN Wait
TRIP There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know?
DAN I apologize
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP We'll be fine -- you should just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
DAN forget you
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