{ROLEPLAY} Blockhead Manor

[Camera]

*I perch above the roof in a gargoyle-like fashion.

[Ad Bot]

[Lil Robot]

* Lil Robot noms on the cake that nobody wanted. I PUT LOTS OF BAKING INTO THIS.

[.:FancyPants:.]

* .:FancyPants:. sits in the observatory observing stars and stuff

[TheScout]

* TheScout has cake and tries to ignore the loving blood everywhere

[Comatose]

* Comatose sneaks up behind .:FancyPants:. and pulls out a cleaver, before shoving it into the back of his neck.

[Decepticon]

* Decepticon quickly rams into Kochie's car with police car and arrests him, and then i run inside mansion holding onto a gun.

[T0XIC]

* T0XIC comes home and tries to figure out what the hell is going on.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Looks like this manor...

* ._maxwell23461_. puts on sunglasses he found

Just got a whole lot...

* ._maxwell23461_. is standing by a lever

Gunpowdery....

* ._maxwell23461_. pushes the lever and the manor explodes while he goes flying out of the explosion and look lovey

[TheScout]

* TheScout drank some Bonk and is now wtf why are there explosions

DAMMIT MICHEAL BAY

[Mr Man]

* Mr Man dolphin-dives out of the window to escape this madness

[Kochieboy]

* Kochieboy breaks his cuffs and chases after decept with two Colt 1911s.

[Pitbull]

* Pitbull suddenly, Xilver removes his 216 IL pants.

[._maxwell23461_.]

* ._maxwell23461_. grabs him by the legs and punches his head in and rams his hand up mr mans butt and grabs his guts and pulls out EVERYTHING and then eats mr mans flesh.

* ._maxwell23461_. also JUMPS IN THE AIR HE DOES A SUMMERSALT WHILE KOCHIE TRIES TO LOAD HIS COLT IT WAS THE stuffTIEST FIGHT THE MANOR EVER SAW, WITH FLUBBMAN ME MR MAN AND ALL!

* ._maxwell23461_. grabs kochie by the wrist and breaks it then proceeds to get his colt and shoot Colten squideey badspot and Lord Tony while he grabs all the cookies he could ever find, he ran and loving tripped over mr mans mind (???)

[Kochieboy]

* Kochieboy stares at his wrists.

* Kochieboy looks around.

* Kochieboy starts eating at the damaged flesh.

[.:FancyPants:.]

* .:FancyPants:. pulls down jacket hoodie previously around neck to reveal COMATOSE CLEAVER REPELANT NECK BAND

Plot twist!
The cleaver bounces to the iron floor!

* .:FancyPants:. speedily snatches up the cleaver and chucks it at the roof!

The observatories glass windows shatters!

* .:FancyPants:. attempts a swift dodge at the raining glass pieces, but is cut by several!

WHAT THE forget HAPPENS NEXT HUH