I found a condom wrapper

[KoopaScooper]

I plan on it.

inb4longtalk

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

my dad's in jail

oh. sorry to hear that :c

[Clone v.117]

Why show your mom? It's not like she is doing some sort of hideous crime or anything.

inb4longtalk

"son hafs i evr talkd u about duh secks?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Why show your mom? It's not like she is doing some sort of hideous crime or anything."son hafs i evr talkd u about duh secks?"

no tell me about sekcs

[KoopaScooper]

"son hafs i evr talkd u about duh secks?"

"yas mom stfu abut dem seksyteim i kno alrady"

[Frontrox]

Put it on your head and pretend to be a snake.

[Nickelob Ultra]

...you're going to bring it up with your mother?  that's not really nice.

[Morpheus]

If the condom was unused, give your mother the love talk on how its not safe to have love without a condom.

[KoopaScooper]

Put it on your head and pretend to be a snake.

This also works when you find one of your parents' condoms
not that i'd know

[Vegetarian Zombie]

If the condom was unused, give your mother the love talk on how its not safe to have love without a condom.

yes

[Isaac Fox]

Take the condom out, run it under the tap and hide it under your mum's bed covers.

[Mega-Bear]

Save it.

[Nobot]

If the condom was unused, give your mother the love talk on how its not safe to have love without a condom.

Inb4 preggers

[Clone v.117]

Teach your mother safe love (demonstrations of course) because she obviously didn't know you have to take the condom out of the packet.

Common mistake.

[TeslaCoil]

Water baloooooooon