My Mother told me off for farting next to her dinner today.

[Blooker]

Not like I was squatting over her dinner and farting, It was on the table when I let a silent one go. She then proceeded to tell me off because 'The smell made her feel sick' and 'She didn't want to eat it now'.

/discuss

[Ad Bot]

[masterockets]

go away from the table next time

[Kilser]

Your fault.

[Zloff]

letrrip ma boi

[HellHound]

go away from the table next time

*stands up*
I need to excuse myself from the table, I need to fart.

[Blooker]

*stands up*
I need to excuse myself from the table, I need to fart.

The funny thing is, My family actually make me do this.

[Zloff]

my dad doesn't give half a stuff if I spray methane out of my ass during dinner

not that it happens often

[Blooker]

my dad doesn't give half a stuff if I spray methane out of my ass during dinner

not that it happens often

Ikr?

Silly Women.

[Kilser]

Ikr?

Silly Women.

Not really.
I dare you to try this infront of a date.

[Zloff]

challenge accepted

good luck bro

[Tokthree]

And this is why I consider myself blessed in the fact that my farts smell of nothing.
It's weird, but they really don't

[Sami2ss]

And this is why I consider myself blessed in the fact that my farts smell of nothing.
It's weird, but they really don't

You disgust me.

[Kilser]

And this is why I consider myself blessed in the fact that my farts smell of nothing.
It's weird, but they really don't

what the acual stuff.

[._maxwell23461_.]

what the acual stuff.

i c wat u did ther

[Sami2ss]

i c wat u did ther

maxwell pls