the only thing i can really see on your list that should capture any real hate are probably stuffty sword recolors
i mean, really. would you rather machine guns were 100% accurate and didn't do less damage per-shot then weapons that ARE 100% accurate? would you rather have them not automatic?
maybe you'd like them to be able to fire an endless stream of low-damage, slightly-inaccurate bullets, and you could never poke your head out long enough to hit the guy shooting at you without immediately getting swiss cheesed?
on that note, perhaps you'd like shotguns better if they fired one, big bullet that did an extremely moderate amount of damage at an extremely moderate range and at an extremely moderate speed with an extremely moderate rate of fire
it's even worse with your reasoning against sniper rifles- "they suck because if you shoot someone in the head they die, but they also suck if you shoot someone in the chest and they die."
maybe we'd be better off if we all fought with bows.