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[LOL :D]

check ammo

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[TheDoktar]

Look around room for stuff and see if your gun tastes like candy.

Taste your gun? You forgetin' serious? How 'bout we go load some starfish's mouth full lead, ask him what it tastes like. You take a gander around your room. All of your furniture is just some bum, thrown out things from around the neighborhood. The TV actually works though, you got that for like $10 at a flea market, what a steal. The couch, which just so happens to be your bed as well, has a few dried blood spots on it from a previous job you took care of. Invited the poor sap to your place for a "job offer." He got the job alright, but sadly you had to "fire" him immediately. A practice target hangs next to your desk that is riddled with bullet holes. You really should get to changing it. Speaking of your gun, on the shelf sits a few ammo boxes and some researcho mags. Your gun, by the way, is completely full and you have three clips on hand.

[RedGajin]

option 1: watch tv
option 2: clean dry blood by licking it
option 3: jack off to magazines
option 4: all 3 at the same time

those the only options, none others are acceptable by gaijin law

[Qwepir]

examine the desk the gun was on

[Vegetarian Zombie]

option 1: watch tv
option 2: clean dry blood by licking it
option 3: jack off to magazines
option 4: all 3 at the same time

those the only options, none others are acceptable by gaijin law

Let's go with Option three, Ted.

[TheDoktar]

examine the desk the gun was on

Not too much is on the desk right now, thank god. The last two months have been pretty slow, some other guys have been muscling in on your territory as a hunter. You'll have to deal with that sometime. All you have right now is the file of your current target and your cellphone. The file has a very vague description of an insane man in red. He can get very violent and has an addiction to meth. Scum like this makes you sick. Your phone is on, but you currently have no updates.

[LOL :D]

call the boss and ask him where to find the target

[Qwepir]

check if phone has tetris on it

[Conan]

go out and kill the forgeter

then kill the hunter guy that's killing your business

[RedGajin]

test to see if your gun works first by shooting civilians so you don't die on accident when it comes time to kill someone.

[TheDoktar]

check if phone has tetris on it

Sure, what the hell? Might as well piss a little time away. Right as you flip open your phone to browse for a game to mull down, you get the call.

: You got Vic.
: We've been able to locate the target.
: Oh, wonderful. Makes me lookin' for him a whole lot easier eh?
: He's just on the outskirts of town, hiding in some abandoned warehouse.
: Anyone else with him?
: No, he's all by himself out there. I sent a few footsoldiers at him, but he threw the poor suckers away like trash.
: Hm. Heavy stuff. You get a good look at the guy?
: None of my men who have seen him have lived, I'm afraid.
: Alright. I'll just have to get down to business, I guess.

[Devo]

Steps:
1. Locate door.
2. Locate form of transportation
3. Make your way to said warehouse on the outskirts of town.
4. Use your gun on anyone you see.

[RedGajin]

Scout out warehouse

[Conan]

read letter so we get a description of this guy


also find a map and a computer with internet for recon of location, if immediately accessible

[TheDoktar]

also find a map and a computer with internet for recon of location, if immediately accessible

You don't really even need a map, you pretty much know this city like the back of your hand. But that's not going to help with your "recon" since you're going outside the city to the warehouse. Other places of interest around the city would happen to be your friend Tony's Place, an old chum from high school. Then we have The Drunken Rat the local pub where you pick up most of your jobs from shady ner-do-wells. There also happens to be an underground fight from time to time there, but you've never really participated. Lastly, of course, is your Apartment Complex.

If anything else, you could always just get on with the mission and head south out of town.