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[TheDoktar]

Cut the bullstuff, I want adventure! (skip the prologue)

You're standing in your "office," you're pretty damn tired, and you're waiting for the call to come in already. One smell from you and you smell like the back end of a horse, haven't been able to get a shower in weeks you've been on this job so long. You aren't about to stop right now because you've got the perfect lead on this guy. This contract better have the payout you were promised or someone's going to end up in a cedar box six feet under, if you know what you mean. Just waiting on the call.

What's your name?

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

first name
overused
second name
avatar!!!

im pretty sure supreme guy is always okay with this but switch it up a bit my friend!

well anyway how about Four-Def Verse or something cool
proceed to pick up gigantic multi-use pink carrot from table

[Qwepir]

Dirk Hardpec

[Conan]

its cedar by the way

Ted Epid

[Tingalz]

Hunk Brawnmeat

[LOL :D]

Victor Nexon

[Flamecannon]

Nic Ase

[Qwepir]

examine PURPLE THING on desk

[Menen]

examine PURPLE THING on desk

Its a Gun/carrot

[Conan]

pick up the gun and remind yourself to recolor it later



after picking a name, of course.

[TheDoktar]

Victor Nexon

Your name is Victor Nexon, Criminal Hitman extraordinaire. You've been hired by some anonymous bloke to deal with some chump you don't know about. That's how you prefer to keep it. No involvement besides getting paid for killing some shmuck. You decide to go over and pick up your purple/pinkish tommy gun. You were given it by your current client, god knows why, but so far it's proven to be pretty badass.

[RedGajin]

Look around room for stuff and see if your gun tastes like candy.

[Devo]

Shoot the desk.

[Block Box]

get some sick shades
bitches love sick shades

[Conan]

check ammo