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[RedGajin]

call the police

[Ad Bot]

[Supersylox]

shoot the thief with your pink gun

[TheDoktar]

Ask people on the street if they saw anyone get in it.

You look up and down the street, which almost entirely deserted, except for a well-dressed chap who appears to be merrily walking your way. You ask the man if he had seen any sort of funny business or some 'monday take your car.' He says he did in fact see a man hop in your vehicle and drive away with it, but where he was headed the man particularly sure of. All you can do is swear under your breath.

[Mr. Jelly]

Slap that hipster's beard right off his face

[Qwepir]

Ask him if he knows John Lennon

[Alteration]

Steal this hippie's bag/purse/anything and see if he has any car keys, then hit the horn and find the source.
Desperate fictional times call for desperate fictional measures.

And if he doesn't rob him anyways.

[Soulpelt]

Slap that hipster's beard right off his face

[masterockets]

Interigate that man
(or however you spell it)

[Conan]

Interrogate.


Also, ask if the guy was black and what what he wearing. If he asks why you need to know this say you need it to report the robbery

[RedGajin]

Mug the rich white boy

[TheDoktar]

Also, ask if the guy was black and what what he wearing. If he asks why you need to know this say you need it to report the robbery

All the chap can tell you from what he saw as it was indeed a black man who stole your vehicle. He was wearing a hat, dark red hoodie, and trousers around his ankles. He completely understands that you need to report the robbery but he really has to be going. The meter for his car is about up and he has to get to it before he gets a ticket.

[Conan]

ok so it is the black guy.

Ask the guy quickly which direction he drove off to.

[Alteration]

Now that you have informed us that the hipster owns a car go steal it

[Mr. Jelly]

Slap that hipster's beard right off his face

[Soulpelt]

Slap that hipster's beard right off his face