King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Alyx Vance]

I notice you have the hill and I wanted it so I took it.





My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I run you over with your own car

My hill

[Alyx Vance]

I get up and bitch slap you to the edge of the universe.


My hill

[LegendZ]

I pull deoxys and one noob from the edge of the universe, kick you off the hill, and put them on the hill.

Their hill.

[Joffrey]

It's my hill.

That's it. Just my hill.

[LegendZ]

Can never be too sure. I put insurance on Joffrey's hill. I patent the land. I turn it into an autonomous nation. I hand all these paperwork to Joffrey.

Joffrey's hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I knock Joffrey off the hill.



My hill.

[LegendZ]

I round up all players from page one til now and put y'all on the hill. Let the bloodbath begin.

Hill is confuzzled.

[Jake White]

The single victor of this hill dies in a pool of his and many others' blood. During the bloodbath, I escaped to a safe distance to prepare my victory plan.

I invade the land surrounding the hill and turn it into a communist dictatorship, until I've completely land-locked the hill with my own nation. We then proceed to mount our final assault on the hill; taking it without a single casualty. This is where we mount our nuclear weapons program.

Residents of the People's republic of Jake hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

The single victor of this hill dies in a pool of his and many others' blood. During the bloodbath, I escaped to a safe distance to prepare my victory plan.

I invade the land surrounding the hill and turn it into a communist dictatorship, until I've completely land-locked the hill with my own nation. We then proceed to mount our final assault on the hill; taking it without a single casualty. This is where we mount our nuclear weapons program.

Residents of the People's republic of Jake hill.

I bring down the civiliation with the help of Xalos

My hill

[Alyx Vance]

I didn't read any of the story.





my hill.

[Conan]

The hill is a lie

It is actually a giant 5000 degrees kelvin incinerator

[Alyx Vance]

Well its still mine.





My giant 5000 degrees kelvin incinerator

[Electrk]

I destroy the incinerator with ten thousand monkey wrenches.
The hill solidifies after a while.

My hill.

[Comatose]

I notice I still have the deed to the hill, and evict you from the hill because you do not have the proper paperwork to take residence on said hill, and are not paying rent.

I am now selling the hill for a Steam game. Any takers?