King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Alyx Vance]

Bitch please I regenerate.
I stuff the poker chips down your throat choking you to death.


My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

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...MINE.

[John Freeman]

I walk up the hill.

My hill.

[Alex Man!]

I blow up your legs with my Strickland Propane© propane tanks.

my hill, you 25 cent whores.

[Man 2]

Now that the hillside is clear of Strickland Propane© propane tanks, I walk up the hill.

Gentlemen, I hereby claim the grassy knoll on which we all skirmish for my own.

[Alyx Vance]

I pour gasoline on the hill and burn the surface to glass and walk up it.
My hill.

[Boink!]

I eat you.
My hill.

[Brickman]

I burst out of your stomach, killing you.
My hill.

[pecon98]

I build a castle around you, and then push it off to the side of the hill.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I join Pecon as usuall.



Our hill again.

[LOL :D]

I order the Roman Army to attack, and they are succesful.
Rome and I's hill

[Alyx Vance]

THIS IS SPARRRTA


Me and Pecon now own the hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

2 Tanks ambushs you.

*insert bennyhill chase sequence here*

You try to escape again, but one Tank grabs you by the neck. You almost choke to death, then, in a effort to take out the hill once and for all to try and end this game, you make a sacrifice, but fail, just killing you.

It turns out I was controlling the Tanks!

I then walk up the hill in a epic fashion with my Tanks.

I claim the hill for me, the Kerbals, the Infected, Aperture Science, and Riddler the Spartan army.

We all claim a allience together.

Our hill.

[Alyx Vance]

Vagina boob mcspazitron.




My hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

The Infected are not fazed by this, and ambush you!

You become one of the Infected.

Our hill again.