King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Alex Man!]

I come from behind and i hold you upsidedown and funnel booze down your ass until you die.
ohgodwhy

my hill

[Ad Bot]

[suddz attakz]

I kick you in balls down the hill into a tornado.

My hill.

[LawtyLawt]

I COMBINE ALL THE USERS OF THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS INTO A COLLATION OF HATE AND ANGER. AFTER DOING SO I SPREAD THE MELANCHOLIC GEL TOWARDS THE LAND. AFTER MANY YEARS, THE HILL IS NOW BLF.

[Alex Man!]

 I drive away in my getaway time traveling DeLorean and go back in time before the ooze is spread across the land, and go back in time before the ooze is spread.

My hill.

[Plasmus]

I steal the flux capacitor and steal the hill and hide it on the moon.

My hill.

[suddz attakz]

I blow up the moon.
No hill = Peace.

[Alyx Vance]

I take the time traveling car from Back To The Future and go back in time before anyone owned the hill.








My hill

[Alex Man!]

After passing out in the back seat of my DeLorean covered in burgers and hotdogs from a night of partying for 5 years with time traveling, I notice you have stole it without noticing me. I take advantage and i climb into the front seat, take the keys and stab you in the face with them.


My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I fall onto the teleport button thus teleporting right before the stab making us meet ourselves.
Space time continuum rips.
World no longer exist.
We are in a matrix.




My matrixy hill.

[Alex Man!]

I use my non-existent-ness to punch you in the non-existent face.

my matrix hill.

[PowerDag]

There is no hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I slow mo jump in the matrix world kicking Alex into a bunch of binary codes floating into matrix space



My matrix world hill.

[Alex Man!]

I go into bulletime and bop you in the kissa!111

My hill!1

[Steemer]

I airdrop a few obese people onto the hill:

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I use matrix powers and uber fast kicks all of their ass's.

REMEMBER PEOPLE WE ARE IN THE MATRIX OF LIFE NOW!





My hill.