If you join your countries military...

[Decepticon]

All this.
Oh, and this.

[Ad Bot]

[MunkeyCheez]

Grassy: "I'd like to sign up."
Guy: K.
*3 days later*
Guy: "Hey Grassy, I was wonder- HOLY-!"
*On floor, bleeding with gun in hand, dead*

So really, I'd die on day 3.
So, no, I would die.

..... what?

[ArmyUnit]

I would serve as a tank gunner, and blow up aaaaaall the basess!

[Mardalf]

USAF take that plane for one last ride before they get me

[Count]

Medic.

[Bones4]

I have 38 days before I ship off to USAF basic military training.

So, yeah...

[Alyx Vance]

Air force. And i'll only go if someone else I know goes.

[Skorpion]

HMS Armed Forces.
Territorial Army.
Infantry most likely.

[Demian]

Eat pizza and crawl in the woods for 6 months.

[Cybertails1998]

I'd ride a loving bear

[Skorpion]

I'd ride a loving bear

[Sheath]

Eat pizza and crawl in the woods for 6 months.

I'll join you.

People who join the military and end up going to war... man oh man, count me out.

[Visage]

I have 38 days before I ship off to USAF basic military training.

So, yeah...

Wow really why haven't you mentioned this before?

[Måster Blåster]

I would keep on scratching my throat until I can dig into it.

[D3ATH]

I'll try to avoid it should they want to recruit me. 8 months of life wasted.
Although it could be pretty cool to play war in forests.