I received this in the mail

[Sami2ss]

same here. i was gonna burn it for the lolz.

i don't care if you don't like christians or not what the forget

[Ad Bot]

[carolcat]

"prayer rug?"
pffhahaha

[Jairo]

isn't greed one of the seven deadly sins?

[Tango]

isn't greed one of the seven deadly sins?

yes

[TeslaCoil]

I know a friend who made landmines that looked like prayer rugs

He said prophets were going through the roof.

[Bisjac]

ironically, the only people that will fall for this will all be christians.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I got it too, lol'd so hard and made fun of it on twitter.

[Grodus]

I need you to spraypaint it saying "CISPA" and then make a video of you blowing it up.

[tails]

I never get letters like these, Just loads of pretty young girls coming to my door telling me to go to church.

[Grodus]

I never get letters like these, Just loads of pretty young girls coming to my door telling me to go to church.

Tell them to stop worshipping a guy that got nailed to an upside-down wooden sword.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Tell them to stop worshipping a guy that got nailed to an upside-down wooden sword.

this loving post
is just

[-Jetz-]

Mail it back with ten dollars in monopoly money with the following options checked: A New Car, A Money Blessing, Pray to God to bless me with this amount of money: $9999999999, Please, especially pray for this person: Adolf Riddler, Enclosed is my seed gift to God's work of $10.

Include a note scribbled on a small piece of paper: "yea I know its just monopoly money, but hell, god probably gets so much money from you guys he wont even notice the god damn difference. just pass it on with my demands needs and ill disembowel a pig in your honor, man." Sign it with "your bro for life, joe ratzinger."

[Raeyok]

Jetz just won the thread.

[Mardalf]

ironically, the only people that will fall for this will all be christians.

really who is dumb enough to not see through this?

[Måster Blåster]

I write my lower case T like a church cross, and I am a Christian.

It's a conspiracy right here, folks.