Wakes up, sees stuff on bed.

[Stick Man]

Turns out, my upset stomach evolved into Gastroenteritis and I shat myself in my sleep. There was a huge circle of stuff water, and my underwear blocked all the stuff, so I burnt it and put on a new pair. Guys, wat do? I've already taken Pepto (which nearly made me vomit) and I still feel terrible.

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[Treynolds416]

Lol, what?

[._maxwell23461_.]

stuff, spray your room, throw out those pants, get a new bed spread!

[sir dooble]

See your Doctor.
Get him to diagnose you and see what medicine/treatment he can prescribe you.

And also, don't stray too far away from a toilet.

[Stick Man]

stuff, spray your room, throw out those pants, get a new bed spread!

Already did that.

See your Doctor.
Get him to diagnose you and see what medicine/treatment he can prescribe you.

And also, don't stray too far away from a toilet.

In my bed, bathroom is only a few feet away.

[Yosher]

i had this one time.
it smells and feels terrible

[Stick Man]

i had this one time.
it smells and feels terrible

Especially the burps. Oh god, the burps...

[._maxwell23461_.]

never had it but I have pissed the bed plenty of times.
when i was younger ofc lol i mean who pisses the bed anymore

[Jairo]

I had it not too long ago
it was even worse than when I burnt my hand

[Yosher]

Especially the burps. Oh god, the burps...

yeah, at first they just seem like burps
then all of a sudden vomit launches out of your throat and you're like "forget NO"

[._maxwell23461_.]

The burps that I hate, taste like stomach acid and make me vomit.

[Bisjac]

i dont think uncontrolled stuffting at your age is something to be taken lightly lol
you might have a very serious problem.

[Yosher]

i dont think uncontrolled stuffting at your age is something to be taken lightly lol
you might have a very serious problem.

um
he could not help it in any way
i don't know what it exactly is
but i do know it makes you stuff uncontrollably

nothing can really be done about it.

[Bisjac]

it could be a weak sphincter like old people get. nothing you can do about that.

but i could also be 1 of about 50 different serious stomach or intestinal diseases.

[Raeyok]

but i could also be 1 of about 50 different serious stomach or intestinal diseases.

this just in: bisjac might be a serious stomach/intestinal disease.