"never try this"
>explains all rules to the game
"you may die lololol"
obviously fake :I
Quick story for you. You're probably not going to believe it, but it is indeed true.
A group of priests from the Church once found a "hellgate" in a populated town. A hellgate is a particularly unholy place for one reason or another, allowing dark spirits to pass through. They decided that to keep the town safe, they would build a church right on top of it and put a bunch of willing priests in there, and pray often.
Several months later and all of the priests were dead. Died inside of the church due to freak accidents. Shelves falling, things crack and falling on them, sharp objects, then tripping onto solid stone, cracking their head...
To this day the church remains abandoned, though I don't know the location/name, sadly. I wasn't told much more then that.