How do I turn into a cat? ADDED POLL

[Navaro]

Simple Question, how do I turn into a cat? Could you answer this very hard question for me?

*Will add poll after I see good answers*

[Ad Bot]

[Mushroom man]

As your driving on the road, swerve sharply towards the first cat you see.

[Scream.]

Cat skeleton, lock of your hair, tears of the martyr's ghost, all mixed into a cauldron heated at 98 degrees fahrenheit.

Need2memorize&chant ancient ritual spells

[Jairo]

1. remove all clothing articles
2. acquire bottle/container of vaseline
3. acquire large sack full of cat hair
4. open bottle
5. cover self in vaseline
6. dump bag of cat hair on self
7. ???
8. profit

[Wayvo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-fcShqK46k

Specific video tutorial

[Mushroom man]

Need2memorize&chant ancient ritual spells

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cat R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[Stick Man]

Piss off a witch or something.

[John Freeman]

Inb4myavatar

[Kumquat]

First you will need the ancient knife of the taboi clan, next acquire a teaspoon of grounded up werewolf bone, third you will need the blood of an evil individual, lastly you will need dry ice.
Bring them to me, and I shall transform you.

[Kilser]

dog.

[Kumquat]

dog.

how 2 catdog tho?

[Anti-Block]

you need one cat

and one boner

[Fracture]

He wants to be a cat so he can lick his starfish.

[John Freeman]

how 2 catdog tho?

[Lil D]

cna i be cate?