Pull out pistol
shoot soldier trying to operate machine gun
You fire at the soldier with your pistol even though shooting at it with your rifle would be MUCH BETTER and miss. The soldier gets up to the machine gun and fires in your direction, forcing you to take cover.
Fire at Mortar man w/ A-91.
Wonder how the hell I'm supposed to be useful with only a guitar and my powerful vocal chords while continuing to stay behind cover.
Throw some dazzling lyrics Mortar Man's way, then duck back behind cover before I get blasted in the everything.
I really should stop doing this, but guys, the point of foxholes is to protect from enemy fire. The soldier aren't jumping up and down like horny rabbits hoping you guys will blast them in the head. The only person you have a chance of hitting are the machinegunners.
Ok no more free saves, from now one valid turns that make no sense will be executed.