Poll

Do you think this needs to improved in any way?

No, I find this very enjoyable.
Yes, there are some minor things (please post what).
Yes, there are some big problems (please post what).
I'm going to stop playing.

Author Topic: The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]  (Read 47512 times)

Get up and keep swinging
aim to knock the flail away
You jump up with your bat swinging. You knock the man in the side, denting his armor slightly. He roars and swings his flail towards you. At the last second, someone sticks their maul in the way of the chain. The flail wraps around it, sending the maul flying and putting the man with the flail off balance. The man holding the maul, one of the commanders, bring out his shortsword and brings it between the mans eyes. You hear the man scream and the commander pushes the sword in farther. The man with the flail drop his flail and backpedals, clutching the sword. He trips and falls backwards, landing with a thunk. He appears to be dead.
Complain at the fact his shield is bigger. Charge him shield on shield.
You charge at the man with your shield raised. You collide with his shoulder, bruising your arm and denting his armor. He quickly whips around, his sword swooping through the air. It cuts into your arm, making you drop your shield and step back, your arm gushing blood.
Pull out knife

Come on, ya pansy
You put away your gun and pull out your knife, charging towards the man with the bow. He seems to be the biggest threat, firing shots at a ridiculous speed, nearly every shot a killing hit. The man sees you and fires. You sidestep and he misses you by a hair. You leap at him, knife raised. He slashes at you with his bow, cutting your leg deeply. You land on him and bring your knife into his shoulder. He screams and pulls out a knife from his boot. He thrusts it into your back, cuasing you to shout out in pain. You bring out your knife and bash him in the face a couple times with your brass knuckles. You stab your knife into his throat and you feel it pass through the soft flesh. The man loses his grip on his knife and blood bubbles from his mouth. You hear someone shout and hear something coming at your head.

Then blackness.

Mr. Jelly has died via decapitation
Flash him to catch him off-guard

Begin shooting other people
you whip out your a cup titties and all the mosquitoes in the house go yea ye-
oh
wait

You fire your rifle again, emptying the clip. Your bullets fall to the ground, causing no damage.
Silently order the archers to fire as the knights and king seem distracted.
As Legend said, you are not in charge. You're never in charge unless it is stated that you are in charge. If something isn't stated, it probably isn't happening unless its completely obvious.

Legend is wrong on one part though. It does not mean AI will not listen to you, if its just you and 3 other guys and you are like "hey theres a tank over there you should go blow it up," then yes sure they might listen to you. But you are NEVER in command unless stated.

"Hey guys there's some enemies over there you should risk your lives to distract them while I kill them"

beat up the longsword guy unless the maul guy is still alive, then kill the maul guy first
« Last Edit: May 25, 2012, 12:17:47 AM by masterockets »

beat up the short sword guy
there is no shortsword guy, unless you are referring to the king, who has two shortswords

Wait, how did he hit my right arm if it's the one I used to charge him with?
My shield is on my right hand and knife on left wat. ._.

Wait, how did he hit my right arm if it's the one I used to charge him with?
My shield is on my right hand and knife on left wat. ._.
you hit him with your shield arm
he is covered in VERY HARD METAL
you become unbalanced by running into 400lbs of metal and flesh
his sword cuts your right arm

what else is there to know?

you hit him with your shield arm
he is covered in VERY HARD METAL
you become unbalanced by running into 400lbs of metal and flesh
his sword cuts your right arm

what else is there to know?
Why. Why is his shield bigger than mine? Now my character has an inferiority complex about shields ;-;

Go and try to retrieve shield.

Okay, suggest that they fire while they are distracted.

Name - Trymos
Character (please choose from list below) - Mafia Member
Color (this is just for mapping purposes) - Orange

you whip out your a cup titties and all the mosquitoes in the house go yea ye-
oh
wait

Did Jokey put you up to this?

A cups?  And I thought I was staring at C's the entire time! Damn kevlar.


EDIT: For future reference, when I say "order" it usually means suggest or actually order.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2012, 04:44:36 PM by blazerblock2 »

Name - Trymos
Character (please choose from list below) - Mafia Member
Color (this is just for mapping purposes) - Orange
I'm already orange.
OT: Panic because I can't do anything with my crappy knife.

Flash theeeeeeem

Begin stabbing anybody who gets close to me
And keep moving so that I don't get shot

Flash theeeeeeem

Begin stabbing anybody who gets close to me
And keep moving so that I don't get shot
The archer died so you don't have to worry about that, really, unless you're referring to ours.

kill the maul guy first
You spot the maul guy crushing your allies with his weapon, incapacitating at least two with each swing. You rush towards him with your bat raised. You get close enough to swing and as you do, he swings his maul in your direction at the same time. You barely dodge it but it hits your bat, breaking it in half.
Go and try to retrieve shield.
The man with the longsword  is stepping practically on top of your shield and you think better of it. He strikes at you again and you jump backwards, avoiding the swing.
Okay, suggest that they fire while they are distracted.
The archers are surprised that by now you haven't noticed that there arrows aren't doing anything and marvel at your inability to be in any way observant. There are only 10 archers near the back, occasionally firing arrows to see if the magic shield has gone away.
Flash theeeeeeem

Begin stabbing anybody who gets close to me
And keep moving so that I don't get shot
you obviously haven't read the turn report or anything else
I'm already orange.
OT: Panic because I can't do anything with my crappy knife.
You do nothing.

EDIT: For future reference, when I say "order" it usually means suggest or actually order.
Don't say order if you don't mean order, that doesn't help me at all. If you are suggesting something, suggest it. Thats one of those vague responses that I don't put in a turn because they refer to nothing and I end up having to call you out on it and it slows down update time.
Name - Trymos
Character (please choose from list below) - Mafia Member
Color (this is just for mapping purposes) - Orange
Ok, you are added. You also have 3 points to spend, which I will apply at the end of this round. This also goes for BlockBox.

And guys, I can not stress this enough as I have said it before, read the turn reports. It makes it easier for me and makes the turns more smooth if I don't have to make you change your turn because you didn't read anything in the turn report. Also please use common sense when making decisions, think about where you are and if what you just said makes sense. You cannot shoot someone who is behind a rock or push someone off a mountain if you aren't near the edge. If you need to clear something up, yeah sure go ahead and ask me, but just say any random thing like "oh shoot guy that died two turns ago". Please THINK before making an action, or ASK.

From now on if your turn doesn't make sense, I will just tell you to re-read the turn report and skip you for that round.

forget
throw the piece of bat I have at him and get away