Jump on top of the Feral and attempt to choke it.
You jump on the Ferals back, but it flips you over its back, throwing you to the ground and dealing 1 damage. Your staff rolls 3 feet away. The Feral is now standing over you.
LIFE CHOICES:
Dodge
Strike
Defend
His head's a frikin bat magnet
Smash in his skull
This whole time I forgot that you didn't have a bat and actually have baseballs. Whatever, we can change that next round.
You hit the head of Feral, dealing 8 damage.
I shall take that as a yes
stab the forgeter til he ded
You go in for the finishing move, stabbing the Feral in the chest and twisting the knife. You rise from the corpse, blood dripping from your weapon and hands. You can hear sounds of a squabble farther off.
1 Feral left, which Jokey is having trouble with.