The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]

[Jokey365]

Kick him down and shove my staff down his throat.
I mean this literally.
Shove it in his mouth and down his throat.

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

you're like, 10 ft away from anyone
you also didn't specify who you wanted to hit, the archer is dead

Oh okay
Shoot some friend I'm close to after YANKING OUT THAT ARROW LIKE A BADASS
AND THEN STAB SOMEBODY WITH THE ARROW
IN THE FACE
WITH A SHARK
IN THE TESTICLES
OF HADES

[SirLancelot7]

Turn around and stab the other

[RedGajin]

Throw ball gogogo

guys please SPECIFY who you want to attack or interact with
SPECIFY
if you are already attacking someone, ok,  no need to specify, unless you want to attack someone else
BUT OTHERWISE SPECIFYSPECIFYSPECIFY

Oh okay
Shoot some friend I'm close to after YANKING OUT THAT ARROW LIKE A BADASS
AND THEN STAB SOMEBODY WITH THE ARROW
IN THE FACE
WITH A SHARK
IN THE TESTICLES
OF HADES

asdajdgajdka
guys i've said like 10 times you cant use items that aren't yours unless you have an item or perk that says otherwise

[masterockets]

Throw balls at the last soldiers

[xxxxkill]

asdajdgajdka
guys i've said like 10 times you cant use items that aren't yours unless you have an item or perk that says otherwise

When an arrow is shot into my leg, I think the bowman no longer possesses it.
Because he's dead.

Whatever, yank out the arrow and try to stop blood flow
While shooting
Sharks
WHICH HAVE LEGS
WHICH ARE DESIGNED TO HAVE UP TO 40000 NEWTONS OF UPWARD FORCE
SO THAT THEY
CAN KICK
GUYS
IN
THEIR
BALLS SO HARD THAT THEIR TESTICLES EXPLODE INTO NOTHING

[RedGajin]

Kick him down and shove my staff down his throat.
I mean this literally.
Shove it in his mouth and down his throat.

You get your staff and try to "shove it down his throat" but only succeed in bashing him in the face and doing 6 damage.

Defend with knoife gogogo

You bring out your knife at the last second, blocking the strike. Your knife goes flying, falling into one of the pools  of lava.

Turn around and stab the other

You whip around and stab the knight that is attacking Jelly in the back, dealing 10 damage. He yells and turns around, his sword wooshing towards your head.
LIFE CHOICE:
Dodge
Strike
Defend

Throw balls at the last soldiers

You hurl your last ball at the knight Jokey is grappling with and hit him in the side, dealing 9 damage.

When an arrow is shot into my leg, I think the bowman no longer possesses it.
Whatever, yank out the arrow and try to stop blood flow
While shooting

You shoot three times at the knight Jokey is grappling with, hitting him twice in the back. The man falls to his knees, and Jokey smashes him upside the face with his staff. The knight falls over dead.

[LegendZ]

Return from 3 day trip to the mountains and stare dumbfoundedly at why you guys are getting it on with some knights.

[SirLancelot7]

Defend with my shield!  It will break, and then use my extra hand to deal a really powerfulblow with two hand of strength

[LegendZ]

Run up and shield bash the nearest knight and follow it up with several stabs.

[xxxxkill]

Start shooting whatever friend wants to kill me

[masterockets]

Use perk
BALLS BALLS BALLS
THROW

[RedGajin]

Defend with my shield!  It will break, and then use my extra hand to deal a really powerfulblow with two hand of strength

Start shooting whatever friend wants to kill me

Use perk
BALLS BALLS BALLS
THROW

Sir block and his shield shatters. As the knight is unbalanced, Sir swings at his side cutting him under his armpit. He shouts  and brings his sword around for another run, but is hit by on the side of the head by a baseball and he whips around. As he does so a shot enters his skull, passing through his brain and exiting out of the other side. He drops his sword and shield and Sir stands up. He raises his sword and chops of the knights head and watches as it rolls into a lava pit. A single puff of smoke and a sizzling sound emerges.

Congrats, you won!

Everyone gets 2 upgrade points (except for Blaze and Legend)!
Master gets honorable mention for opening someones head up with a baseball
Sir gets honorable mention for chopping someones head off

UPGRAAADE

[xxxxkill]

New wepon
Upgrade Glock

[Jokey365]

Use the two plus my saved point to get a new character.