Kick him down and shove my staff down his throat.
I mean this literally.
Shove it in his mouth and down his throat.
You get your staff and try to "shove it down his throat" but only succeed in bashing him in the face and doing 6 damage.
Defend with knoife gogogo
You bring out your knife at the last second, blocking the strike. Your knife goes flying, falling into one of the pools of lava.
Turn around and stab the other
You whip around and stab the knight that is attacking Jelly in the back, dealing 10 damage. He yells and turns around, his sword wooshing towards your head.
LIFE CHOICE:
Dodge
Strike
Defend
Throw balls at the last soldiers
You hurl your last ball at the knight Jokey is grappling with and hit him in the side, dealing 9 damage.
When an arrow is shot into my leg, I think the bowman no longer possesses it.
Whatever, yank out the arrow and try to stop blood flow
While shooting
You shoot three times at the knight Jokey is grappling with, hitting him twice in the back. The man falls to his knees, and Jokey smashes him upside the face with his staff. The knight falls over dead.