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I'm going to stop playing.

Author Topic: The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]  (Read 46129 times)

Does my upgraded shield bash push the people further?  I want to shield bash someone who is near the edge off the tower.  And then whip around and kill more people

NEEEOOHOHOHOOHHOHOOO

Begin hacking and slashing my way toward the nearest catapult thingamabob.

Let us not forget that we must protect the siege towers!



Charge the archer. Slit his throat.
You run at him and swing your sword at his neck before he can bring up his sword. The man falls to the ground, his neck spurting blood.
Kill more archers
You fire again and miss.
use perk
throw balls
use fastball
You use your Refill Balls perk and refill your balls up to 6.
Does my upgraded shield bash push the people further?  I want to shield bash someone who is near the edge off the tower.  And then whip around and kill more people
it doesnt push people any further then before

You stride towards the edge of the wall, aiming for an archer. As you get nearer you see something out of the corner of your eye and turn just in time to be smashed in the side by something large and metal. You fly to the ground, losing your shield. You look up and see a burly man with a large metal hammer crushing friendlies to and fro, knocking some of them clean off of the edge. As you stand up, you wince a bit, your sides hurting from the blow. You think one of your fingers on your shield hand may be broken.
Begin hacking and slashing my way toward the nearest catapult thingamabob.

Let us not forget that we must protect the siege towers!
You being to make your way towards one of the enemy catapults, dodging strikes from all sides. As you get nearer, you can see a group of men guarding the catapults, obviously more skilled then the other fighters. There are 7 in all around the catapult.
Keep shooting
You release another burst of fire at the archers on the wall, hitting one in the head and another in the arm.


bish


Call on some of my non-player comrades to assist me in battle.  Attack the man loading te catapult.


Can we get a status update?


Can we get a status update?
yeah sure

STATUS REPORT:
1 of the siege towers have arrived at the wall, on the far side, opposite to you guys.
One of the catapults on your guys side is damage, firing at half speed.
All enemy catapults are still functioning
You guys are making ok progress on the walls

ALLIED: 689
ENEMY: 487


All enemy catapults are still functioning
 

Not for long.  MWAAAHAAHAHAHAHHHA

AHAH, HAHA. Aaaaahhh.... I crack myself up sometimes.

The big guy won't be so haughty after I cut off his danglies.

Uppercut to the balls.

I'm trademarking that move.  The man-card slicer

fast ball
You hurl a fastball at an archer, destroying his head and knocking him into another archer.
Call on some of my non-player comrades to assist me in battle.  Attack the man loading te catapult.
You yell some fancy rallying cry and 10 men rush to your aid. You all charge a the men, weapons raised. As you are almost right at them, archers pop up from behind the men guarding the catapult. You yell for everyone to take cover and jump to the ground. All of your men fall over dead, arrows sprouting from their chests. You run backwards, away from the catapult and back into the fray.
Reload
Shoooooooot
You reload your weapon.
Uppercut to the balls.
You run at the brute, preparing a swing. He notices you when you are fairly close and bashes you in the face knocking you back and breaking your nose.


Shoot them
In the face
With shark bullets.

I am angry.  Use rage and stab through the face