May the power of pikachu guide you.
It's Buddha damn you. With his Cosmic ring piece, We can call forth such puppets that deserve rape.
Mainly, The scout, The L4D1 Survivors and Master chef. After they've been raped, We can use our rape-fu
and kung-forget-yo-ass to beat Barney "the plot hole mother forgeter" Calhoun, causing him to rip a plot hole
in the space time continuum, that allows us to travel to our goal of total cigarette domination.