I awoke to find my pantalones unzipped

[HellHound]

50¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ x 50¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰?

Grahams number!
Yaaay large-ass numbers!

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[Flamecannon]

You know, weak pants won't hold up fly(s? ies?) well, and usually undo themselves! Try to glue it on or something lol

[TheABELBOTO]

*abelboto used reaction commands to dismiss fapman

ok, fine, how about- im out of ideas, f%$!@

[Riot]

You know, weak pants won't hold up fly(s? ies?) well, and usually undo themselves! Try to glue it on or something lol

I hath used a clip thrice times, the pants were woven well; alas I am shedith tears for.

[Flamecannon]

I hath used a clip thrice times, the pants were woven well, alas I am shedith tears for thee.

HARK TOLL THY PANTALOONS, FOR WHATEVER REASON THY ZIPPER HATH FAILED THEE WRONGLY, AND IN JUSTICE, THE FOLLOWING OF CULT REACTION IS TO COMETH BEYOND THYSELF

[TheABELBOTO]

I hath used a clip thrice times, the pants were woven well; alas I am shedith tears for.

then it means its FAPPIN TIM- no, its probably a WORK OF GRAVITY