Oh my god...

[John Freeman]

Hmmm.

On a scale of 1-10 OP, how much does it look like a richard?

Snapping a pic soon

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[Teneksi]

Yo mama's so fat, she's at high risk for cardiac disease and high blood pressure.

Do I get hit-listed yet?

you don't read

[Alyx Vance]

Snapping a pic soon

K

[steve5451]

One time I needed blankets for my bed because they were in the washer. I opened up the cubbard thingies and a pink vibrating carrot type thing just fell out.
I didn't know what to do it was so gross.

[Slicks555]

Yo mama's so fat, she's at high risk for cardiac disease and high blood pressure.

Do I get hit-listed yet?

Joke has no relation to love, so no.

[Mardalf]

The thought has struck me: have you held it? I somehow doubt she cleans it, as disgusting as that sounds. Meaning, you've probably touched your own mother's.. fluids.

This is going to be stuck in my head for a while not sure if

[Oasis]

you don't read

No I don't. Oops. :D

I forgeted the OP's mom, lol? :C

[John Freeman]

Ok took the pic
Who wants me to pm it to them?

[Alyx Vance]

PM me.

[Slicks555]

Ok took the pic
Who wants me to pm it to them?

me.

[Mardalf]

Ok took the pic
Who wants me to pm it to them?

Yes

[LOL :D]

Ok took the pic
Who wants me to pm it to them?

Oh, you!

[Oasis]

Ok took the pic
Who wants me to pm it to them?

Despite my curiosity to see your mother's plastic phallus, I think I'm going to pass.

Though I'm not quite sure what the forum rules entail; would a carrot be considered nudity/gross stuff? I would assume so.

[Slicks555]

That is a carrot if I've ever seen one.

[Alyx Vance]

Sir... I do believe that is a carrot.