how to have fun at top:
-go irelia
-tell your jungler to gank a few times in the early part of laning phase
-kill your laner like, 1-2 times there while still csing. back + buy sheen.
-come back into lane, hit 6, rape enemy laner solo. rinse + repeat.
no seriously when you rush sheen on irelia you can hit forgetin massive hits every autoattack cuz you can chain your abilities to be sheen proc'ing every autoattack:
E (stun) autoattack W autoattack R autoattack until they start to run away at which point Q autoattack and continue the R autoattacks if they're not already dead
so much fun. only lanes i've lost are when i'm being constantly d/c'd because my brother is downloading a bunch of stuff or when i get camped.