Make some custom upgrades to my staff so it works even better!
[4] - You lay your staff on the ground and start punching it relentlessly. After about 5 minutes you figure its had enough. +4 Swag
Health: 75/75
Magicka: 100/100
Swag: 2
Inventory: Elemental Robe, UPGRADED Staff of Fire, Crystal of Frost, Artifact, 4,500 gold, 1 diamond, 5 health potions, 3 mana potions, rope, a torch, and a Handkerchief.
Take the path less traveled!
[3] - You walk up to the fork in the road and try to figure out which side is the less traveled... You cant tell so you just go both ways at once. +30 swag.
Health: 75/75
Magicka: 40/100
Swag: 30
Inventory: Torn Cloth Robe, a book of necromancy, Staff of Summoning
Tell blazer to scout the area and talk to sir.
Completely disregard Donro's order and scout the area because I want to.
[5] - Donro tells blazer to scout the area and when blazer tells donro no, donro gets pissed and punches blazer in the tit. Blazer finds this offensive and starts to do backflips n' stuff. Donro realizes he is picking a fight with a badass, and then walks away from the battle. Blazer finds this even more offensive and then like, does a barrel roll all over donro. Donro only has one chance, he takes out a guitar and starts to play the greatest song in the world. Blazer is stunned, and feints. +5 swag for both.
Donro:
Health: 100/100
Swag: 5
Inventory: Torn Leather Armour, A bag, a silver dagger
Blazer:
Health: 100/100
Swag: -4
Inventory: Torn Leather Armour, Sliver Dagger