Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[HerpaDerp]

I start walking. "This feels great, finally some relaxation. What do ya wanna talk about?"

[Ad Bot]

[Jokey365]

I run to the roof. "Where's the fire?!"

[morningstar]

"The wimpy thing in the trash can right now," I say kicking it onto some old wood soaked in Miller beer.  
Then I throw the spray paint in.  

[Mikoyan]

"I don't care, ask me any question."

[HerpaDerp]

"Alright then... what's your history before this apocalypse and your family?"

[Mikoyan]

"Well, starting from where?"

[Gojira]

I follow Keith. I watch them practically make a flamethrower (?).

[morningstar]

No, not a flamethrower.  When you chuck a can of pressurized paint in fire, it makes a mini mushroom cloud.  So beautiful. 

[HerpaDerp]

"I guess, a month or two before the apocalypse?"

[Jokey365]

"Well, throw that bad boy in there."

[morningstar]

"Stand back you handicaps." I chuck the can into the roaring fire. 
FOOOOOOOMMM!  A tremendous fireball, bright orange leaps up.

"Heck yes!"

[Jokey365]

An innocent smile takes over my expression. I clap like a mother at her child's school play. "More! More!"

[morningstar]

"Mother of god, that's going to get every crazy in the country over here so fast..."
"Never not worth it."

[Jokey365]

"Please, they've got the message that we're not going to go down easy by now."

THAT MEANS A HOARD OF CRAZIES ISN'T GOING TO ATTACK US EVERY THIRTY MINUTES.

[morningstar]

Yay! No crazy hoards in this town, at least not every thirty minutes!  :D
Wait, your not trying to actually put some story into this, are you?