Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]  (Read 167181 times)

When the guy I encountered wakes up, he's fairly talkative and very sore. We begin discussing what position he'll hold when there are more people.

"Basically, if you can get your whole addict deal taken care of before the next person joins this army (Beta, what's it been since I met you, a couple weeks?), you won't be the guy stuck with all the dirty work. If the next guy's worse, you'll share the drudgery."
"Addiction thing? You mean the pills? I'm not into the hard stuff man, and most survivors are hooked on something for an escape."
"Not the hard stuff?" I ask, and look at the pile of pill bottles. "Oxycontin, painkillers, viagra, cat intestine medicine..."
"Before the next person joins you say?"
"Yep. I give it a month, maybe three weeks. Meanwhile, how handy are you, what did you do before everything went bad?"
"I played the guitar, sang a little, went to med school for about a week."
Beta rolls his eyes, I don't think Beta likes this guy, but I don't think he'll try to stab him in his sleep.
"Ok, Beta and I both know first aid, so your week at Med school is worth not much. You'll be doing what me and Beta do, search for what we need to survive."
"Ok then, what do I do for now?"
"Siphon gas, we need some molotov roostertails. You have a gun?
"Knife."
"Beta'll go with you, he's got a gun. Don't come back without enough molotovs to level a city block. Some bullets would be nice too, we don't have too many of those to spare for target practice."

Wakes up 4000 years from a Cryogenic statis in the ice.

No ice, technology for cryogenics did not exist 4000 years ago, even if they did, you'd die upon coming out.
Get out.

No ice, technology for cryogenics did not exist 4000 years ago, even if they did, you'd die upon coming out.
Get out.
I've been trapped in ice for 4000 years, though.

Wakes up 4000 years from a Cryogenic statis in the ice.
You're stupid.
Get the forget out.

Anyways.

You're stupid.
Get the forget out.

Anyways.
Fine, calm the forget down an void that

Wakes up inside of a shack in a small urban town.

I've been trapped in ice for 4000 years, though.

From literally every standpoint, you'd be dead if you were sealed in ice for 4000 years. No oxygen, extremely cold, you'd still age, hypothermia, shock.

Fine, calm the forget down an void that

Wakes up inside of a shack in a small urban town.

Fill out the character sheets. They're there for a reason.

Age: 23

Clothing: Dark blue jeans, plain white-tee, bullet proof vest, black shoes

Name: Jordan

Skills: Mechanical engineering.

Past RPs: None.

Missing fields are as follows:
Inventory
Personality

Recommended fields are as follows:
Backstory

Christ, did you even read the OP.

Age: 23

Clothing: Dark blue jeans, plain white-tee, bullet proof vest, black shoes

Name: Jordan

Skills: Mechanical engineering.

Past RPs: None.
For some reason I know your going to use it for an advantage, as in, when you get shot, you say your bullet prrof vest saved you. (Kinda like meta-gaming.)

Bullet proof vests don't even completely protect the wearer from bullets. Bullets aren't just going to bounce off of it.

Bullet proof vests don't even completely protect the wearer from bullets. Bullets aren't just going to bounce off of it.
They shatter the plates inside. They're effectively one use.
Concrete plates and kevlar

They shatter the plates inside. They're effectively one use.
Concrete plates and kevlar
My point still stands.