What would you do in a rapist zombie outbreak?

[yuhwryu]

You are restricted from magically spawning yoursel an M16 and buttsecsing the zombies by suprise.

this thread is useless and doomed to death

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[Eussorus]

stick whatever i can find in it's pooper.

[yuhwryu]

stick whatever i can find in it's pooper.

That's counred as buttsecs by suprise.

[Eussorus]

That's counred as buttsecs by suprise.

dod gammit.

[Wafflajizzles]

What if I magically spawn myself a Springfield rifle?

[Eussorus]

What if I magically spawn myself a Springfield rifle?

OH SHT sON

[BobSevenSevens]

Take my guitar and go all L4D2 on them.

[Narkro555]

I'd cure the infection.

One bullet at a time.

[Fauly]

get raped by zombies most likely

[Skorpion]

Anything and everything is a weapon. I can just grab a pickaxe from my shed or a plank even.

[Visage]

What kind of odd scenario is this where you can't surprise buttlove zombies? Are we all impotent or something?

[Mariobro123586]

FRYING PAN
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[TheABELBOTO]

inb4 vegetarian zombie comes

no, i kid, but if that would happen, well.....

[Alyx Vance]

What'd the chainsaw say to the zombie? RUN ZOMBIE ZOMBIE RUN!

[SonicTH]

Knock down the fridge in the kitchen, to work as a temporary barrier.

Put my family into my mother and fathers room and tell my dad to get my bow and arrow.

Proceed to shoot all zombies in the head.