Mayday is a bunch of goddamn liars.

[Mikoyan]

Why do people say goddamn. It's Goddamned.

[Ad Bot]

[ChexGuy331]

Sir, I think I found your problem.

Shelf life is 5 years. "A few" is less than 5.

[TheABELBOTO]

*pulls out BATMAN 60s COLLECTION
aw yeah

[Eussorus]

there are diffrent terms, mikoyan.

[*FacePalm*]

*pulls out BATMAN 60s COLLECTION
aw yeah

wha-
why was this needed

[TheABELBOTO]

wha-
why was this needed

because, it came with the complete kit, no lie

[Jacob/Lee]

There's a reason the military gives their soldiers MREs.

[TheABELBOTO]

There's a reason the military gives their soldiers MREs.

batman?

[Skyfrost.]

batman?

Get out of the topic

[fred da kiko]

fred da kike^TM emergency rations.

it's a plastic shopping bag with ten granola bars and 5 bottles of water...

shelf life based on the granola bar, but nature's own seems to have a super long life span because that stuff is covered in honey.

[Mikoyan]

There's a reason the military gives their soldiers MREs.

Are you implying that MREs are bad?

[Jacob/Lee]

Are you implying that MREs are bad?

No, I'm saying that MREs don't suck unlike the rations shown in the OP.

[TheABELBOTO]

No, I'm saying that MREs don't suck unlike the rations shown in the OP.

rations
more like RAT-ions

[*FacePalm*]

There's a reason the military gives their soldiers MREs.

batman?

actually lol'd a bit

[Bisjac]

i buy one of these each month
http://www.efoodsdirect.com/store/index.php/shop/food-supplies/1-month-food-supply.html

no not for eating every month lol (though they are incredibly healthy)
i buy em for storing