New Manhattan News
9 August 1965
Breaking News!
As an alliance has been made with "The United States of Peekarica" we must back them in any war they may declare. They have recently declared war against the terrorist cell "Qe Kelq". Further research has been performed on the virus that has recently stricken our suburban area, and it is believed that the virus was not born from local wildlife, but the virus was in fact man-made, and deployed by Qe Kelq. War has been declared on the terrorist cell, and soldiers will be launched into the Stratocratic Republic of Takistan within a few weeks. Good luck out there boys! You'll need it!