How are YOU going to survive the zombie outbreak?

[TheABELBOTO]

Except for the part where I'd ditch you guys the moment I find somebody more useful that you.

This

doesn't that make you a bitch?
also, im mexican, so im cool with them
no wait, nvm, we're all need to depend on teamwork

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk]

This isn't Minecraft

Though I wish real life WERE like Minecraft or Blockland sometimes.
It'd be so much easier to survive a zombie apocalypse, among other things.

[Muddy Waters]

If this did happen, and I'm not saying it will, here's what I'd need:
Healthy Food No stuff
Machine Gun First Mistake: Automatic weapons = useless
Water  Obvious
Protective Suit  Not worth it, I'd reccomend you don't have long hair.
Computer  Small
Phone  Pointless
Car (I will try to drive it)  Another mistake, I reccomend a bike or motorbike
Riot Shield  CoD cigarette
Something to smash over a zombie's head.  Slicing works better, train to use dual samurai swords.

[Alteration]

shoot them with the guns. problem loving solved.

Ammo is not an infinite item, and they'll more than likely have guns too.

besides, i'm pretty sure you could just forget them up by throwing alarm clocks at them.

Ok whatever.

[TeslaCoil]

ITT: I can do better than you in a different/in my own group

[Muddy Waters]

Though I wish real life WERE like Minecraft or Blockland sometimes.
It'd be so much easier to survive a zombie apocalypse, among other things.

*Riddler kills himself*
OSHT GUYS LET ME RESPAWN
Riddler respawns

[Doomonkey]

How to survive zombies:
> Go to secluded place.
> Realize that zombies are not magical and cannot seek you out from miles and miles away, they would have no reason to enter and area of low population where their food supply would be much less than in a city.

[fred da kiko]

if i'm in canada by the time the infection spreads to washington, i'll be home free. hell, if i can make it to an alaskan town i could be safe. alaska would probably hold out until the end of the zombies since they can hunt, even though they do get a lot of airdropped stuff.

[Electrk]

*Riddler kills himself*
OSHT GUYS LET ME RESPAWN
Riddler respawns

Or he could just go to the title screen/disconnect

[TheABELBOTO]

ITT: I can do better than you in a different/in my own group

how?
also, we need to tell our skillz/ what do the best:
me:
i can repair, use radios/technology, use maps, build

[Alteration]

How to survive zombies:
> Go to secluded place.
> Realize that zombies are not magical and cannot seek you out from miles and miles away, they would have no reason to enter and area of low population where their food supply would be much less than in a city.

I already live in a secluded place.
So secluded that even with instructions people have been unable to not only not find my house, but the street I live on.

So that's one thing solved for me.

also, we need to tell our skillz/ what do the best:

Recon.
I'm a forgetin' ninja mang.

[fred da kiko]

how?
also, we need to tell our skillz/ what do the best:
me:
i can repair, use radios/technology, use maps, build

you can't repair technology, anyone can use maps, anyone who has hands can build. you are not an asset, i would probably bring you along just so i could trick you into distracting the zombies while me and the rest of the team escape.

[TheABELBOTO]

not mention, zombies would DIE at canada, since its so damn cold

[xxxxkill]

doesn't that make you a bitch?
also, im mexican, so im cool with them
no wait, nvm, we're all need to depend on teamwork

Not really, if you're useless, then you're going to be dumped the moment I don't need you anymore.
Which would probably be the moment I see a large group of undead on the horizon.

you can't repair technology, anyone can use maps, anyone who has hands can build. you are not an asset, i would probably bring you along just so i could trick you into distracting the zombies while me and the rest of the team escape.

That's actually my exact plan.

not mention, zombies would DIE at canada, since its so damn cold

Except they would actually be preserved better in the cold.

[fred da kiko]

not mention, zombies would DIE at canada, since its so damn cold

they would probably freeze solid unless they were wearing heavy winter clothing, and if someone's wearing heavy winter clothing it'd be pretty damn hard to get a suitable bite unless you got their hands.