Suddenly, NINJAS!

[TeslaCoil]

QUICK

WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

STRIKE WEAKPOINT
FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

[Aerodynamic Monkatraz]

become their friends
then stab them in the back

[LawtyLawt]

Become an elephant
Use tusks to inflict MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[Alyx Vance]

Sit down in a cris-cross position and just sit there confusing them.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Fap.
Become one with the ninja.

[Pitbull]

Preform oral love

[Night Fox]

become their friends
then stab them in the back

literally or metaphorically?

[Aerodynamic Monkatraz]

literally or metaphorically?

literally
if you get what i mean hehe

[LawtyLawt]

Make them gaze into your chocolate eyes.

[Night Fox]

literally
if you get what i mean hehe

I think you mean that you would either literally stab them somewhere on their dorsal side, or that you would forget them in the ass, but that second one's really stretching the usage of "stab"

[LawtyLawt]

Make them gaze into your chocolate eyes.

I still think this is cogent advice.

[Mikoyan]

rape them

[Stick Man]

Reminds me of this.

[FadedGlory]

/summon 4000 Gigabrothers