Random Magical Effect Generator

[Katadeus]

Your snake, if any, bursts into flames and then you forget every language you know twice.
hote
wait, what?
wait, what?

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[Headcrab Zombie]

Your snake, if any, turns black and enlarges.

[blockguy123]

 Your right arm throbs in pain and then you turn into a mermaid for a week.

IM A MURRMADE HURR DURR

[Legodude77]

 Everybody in the room but you screams for a week.

[comedy101experiments]

 You turn into a fish and then a ghostly figure walks slowly by permanently.
Shoot.

[Kumquat]

 A torrential rain falls for a week.
Oh god yes

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 Your tail, if any, has an climax. Your head shrinks permanently.
wut

[SonicTH]

Local gravity reverses permanently. There is an earthquake for the rest of the day.

sounds good enough

[Legodude77]

 Your right ear begins attacking you repeatedly. Your snake, if any, throbs in pain, but only for a few minutes.

Stupid ear.

[FireFish]

Your teeth explode, but only for a few minutes.

wat

[ShadowZero]

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You gain control of all elementalOk this is fine.

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You turn into the opposite gender, then you become a child, and finally your vision improves.My vision was already fine...

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Your hair grows an identical one right next to it and then you become a teenager twice.What?

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The moon is full in the sky, but only for a few minutes. There is a light drizzle of rain twice.Some of this is possible.

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Your tail, if any, is cured of any maladies for a week. Everybody in the room but you gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic.I don't have a tail.

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It begins hailing and then you get a free wish.I wish v21 was out.

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Your snake, if any, turns invisible and shrinks, then your vision improves.I can't stop laughing.

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Your snake, if any, explodes for a week. Your mouth is cured of any maladies repeatedly.This sounds painful.

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You glimpse into the future for a week.Awesome.

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Your breasts, if any, turn bright orange and then you are filled with arcane energies repeatedly.I am a guy.

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Local gravity reverses.I feel sorry for the people outside.

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Your ass has an climax permanently. Your right ear enlarges twice.What the forget?Seriously.

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Your hair turns white and bursts into flames, then you become undead.But wont I become dead before I'm undead and than dead or something?

[Stick Man]

Is it bad that some of the randomly generated effects posted so far gave me a boner? .__.

[HellHound]

Your breasts, if any, enlarge twice.

Only if I was a woman...

[Julius The 1st]

You become more intelligent permanently.

Yay.

You turn into a mouse and then you turn into a dogperson for the rest of the day.

Dog...person...?

Your right arm has an climax for a week.

Hnnng.

It is warm and misty outside for the rest of the day.

I'm okay with this.

A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes permanently.

How is a blizzard hot and dry?  And that sounds bad, blizzard forever.

Your left foot enlarges, but only for a few minutes. Your nose has an climax.

*Sneeze*

Plants grow rapidly near you.

Does anybody else prefer flora over fauna?

Your right hand turns beige and becomes electric-proof, then a pile of gold appears in front of you.

I'm rich!

Your hair enlarges permanently. Your left ear becomes stronger twice.

How is this even possible?

Your left arm begins glowing and then you are struck by lightning repeatedly.

My luck ran out, unless that electric-proof hand helps.

A strong wind picks up and then a pile of gold appears in front of you.

I'm rich again!

[Legodude77]

 Your ass becomes fireproof and then you experience the worst memory of the nearest person for the rest of the day.
That will be useful.

[Pliny]

You get a free wish permanently.

Did I win?