Oh god, zombies are coming.

[Tømpson]

[2:52:46 PM] Vegas: BREAKING NEWS: GEORGIA CONTRACTOR BITES LOWE'S EMPLOYEES, RESISTS ARREST LESS THAN A DAY AFTER MIAMI MAN WAS SHOT TO DEATH WHILE EATING ANOTHER MAN'S FACE.

http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

I have included a timeline of possibly related events:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/17 Thieves steal equipment which may be infected with a strain of mad cow disease:

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-05-17/health/os-mad-cow-equipment-20120516_1_mad-cow-disease-classic-cjd-dairy-cow

5/17 - Stolen medical equipment may carry deadly brain disease

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest

http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

4/30 - Homeland Security To Test Biological Sensors In MBTA Tunnels

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[Tingalz]

2012 the END OF WORELD

[Awdax]

4/30 - Homeland Security To Test Biological Sensors In MBTA Tunnels

Add to timeline? They could have failed at containing it and it could have spread.

[Tømpson]

2012 the END OF WORELD

All my instincts are currently telling me to get a gun and hide.

[Alyx Vance]

Damn, I seen this coming a mile away....

forget forget forget forget forget FUUUCK!

My sister just graduated and she gets to deal with zombies... Just her luck.

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Disgusting.

[zackin5]

Well those scientists did release the info on that deadly bird flu.

Maybe it got out and EVOLVED.

[RedGajin]

guy i saw my dog eating steak today......i think she may be a zombie

[LawtyLawt]

OI! forget YOU!

[Tømpson]

My house has tonnes of glass on it, so I ask you this to survive, .22 LR or 30-30?

[Ronin]

Better get the best outa livin now kiddies.

[Extrude]

So five cases related to the concept of zombism, across a period of two weeks... It's probably a pandemic.

[Stick Man]

>grabs sledgehammer.
>play playlist full of pumping music.
>Sits in chair and waits for end of the world like a pro.

[Alyx Vance]

So five cases related to the concept of zombism, across a period of two weeks... It's probably a pandemic.

Yup..
Were forgeted!

[LawtyLawt]

You guys.
WE AIN'T GONNA SURVIVE THIS stuff ALONE.
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER.
WHO SHALL COLLECT THE FOOD?