Author Topic: Oh god, zombies are coming.  (Read 8254 times)

I call my house being the official Blockland Forums safehouse.

You guys.
WE AIN'T GONNA SURVIVE THIS stuff ALONE.
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER.
WHO SHALL COLLECT THE FOOD?
There is a small store down the road from me, I'm good.

I call my house being the official Blockland Forums safehouse.
THEN IT SHALL BE.
I WILL BE YOUR NEGOTIATOR.
QUICKLY!
WE MUST HEAD TO HIS HOUSE!
GRAB A WEAPON AND GO!

Ready your Pea shooters.
We've got zombies.

My car appears to be out of petrol!
Someone, call a truck!

Wait a second, zombies would just eat eachother if they were after flesh, or even themselves.

That would actually be pretty hilarious.

THEN IT SHALL BE.
I WILL BE YOUR NEGOTIATOR.
QUICKLY!
WE MUST HEAD TO HIS HOUSE!
GRAB A WEAPON AND GO!
QUICK MIKO
GRAB THE TACOS ON YOUR WAY OUT
LEAVE THE BURRITOS FOR YOUR POOR UNDERPRIVILEGED MEXICAN FAMILY
My car appears to be out of petrol!
Someone, call a truck!
Use the one you used to cross the border Miko!

4/30 - Homeland Security To Test Biological Sensors In MBTA Tunnels

Add to timeline? They could have failed at containing it and it could have spread.
Haha stuff I live there.

You guys.
WE AIN'T GONNA SURVIVE THIS stuff ALONE.
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER.
WHO SHALL COLLECT THE FOOD?
No time, let's just make love and then charge in idioticly. Preferably at the same time.

Use the one you used to cross the border Miko!
SOMEONE STOLE MY TIRES
stuff, THEY'RE CLOSING IN

SOMEONE STOLE MY TIRES
stuff, THEY'RE CLOSING IN
QUICK
CALL THE BORDER POLICE
THEY CAN TAKE DOWN THOSE PESKY ZOMBIES

Get to the nearest two story house, get a reliable gun, get a machete or crowbar, get upstairs, fill the tub with water, break the staircase, cut your hair, get a bit of food, and make no noise. No lights either!

QUICK
CALL THE BORDER POLICE
THEY CAN TAKE DOWN THOSE PESKY ZOMBIES
THEY ARE ZOMBIES.
THEY ATE TOO MANY TACOS.
NOW THEY'RE LOCO.
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING.

Oh sure, it's all fun and forum games until somebody gets their face ripped off.

AGHHHHHH.
I'M ON MY CAR.
I'M LOW ON MY SHOTGUN ROUNDS.
AND MY MELEE AXE IS loving BLUNT AS stuff.
HELP MEEEE.