Oh god, zombies are coming.

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If you read the zombie survival guide, then the virus that infects the brain wards off natural decomposition and all animal species avoid it.

gj reading the first reason and the first reason alone

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[Tømpson]

gj reading the first reason and the first reason alone

The rest are completely bullstuff reasons, other than the winter one, zombies would probably freeze if the area was cold enough, but the spring after would harbor tonnes more zombies.

[mlockha]

I shouldn't be talking about dying in the event of a zombie outbreak because I would automatically die after a period of short time.

[Alyx Vance]

Awh, damn shame this topic started to die.

Any updates?

[mlockha]

Awh, damn shame this topic started to die.

Any updates?

Sometimes if you love a topic you must let it go.

[Alyx Vance]

Sometimes if you love a topic you must let it go.

Awh okay.

[fred da kiko]

The rest are completely bullstuff reasons, other than the winter one, zombies would probably freeze if the area was cold enough, but the spring after would harbor tonnes more zombies.

Tonnes?

Anyway, the zombie survival guide gives reasons that aren't based on any science. A frozen animal can not live. A virus can't change human biology. The only reason you're supposed to dispatch a zombie with a headshot is because it's an instant kill.

[Mikoyan]

So it doesn't change human biology but only a headshot is an instant kill?

forgeted up logic.

[Alyx Vance]

If anything the virus will take and make them think differently and make them go after you.

Slight chance it'll make a mutation.

[Night Fox]

Tonnes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonne

you can't have seriously never seen it spelled that way

[Alyx Vance]

I always spelled it tons

[fred da kiko]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonne

you can't have seriously never seen it spelled that way

metric, I live in the states and the only counties that use tonne are English speaking, none of which to I belong.

So it doesn't change human biology but only a headshot is an instant kill?

forgeted up logic.

They don't feel pain, so you'd have to instantly kill them to instantly stop them. Shooting them in the heart would kill them, but they'd keep going untill they died.

[Alyx Vance]

So they are like crack heads?
Crazy, can't feel pain, and hard as forget to kill...

[fred da kiko]

So they are like crack heads?
Crazy, can't feel pain, and hard as forget to kill...

yes, except stupid and clumsy.

[Alyx Vance]

yes, except stupid and clumsy.

So a crack head mixed with a drunk?