Go to page 45 in the book nearest to you.

[Lil Robot]

the first sentence on that page now describes your love life. please, tell us what it is.

[Ad Bot]

[Mold]

"She was close to death."

[Eussorus]

genious thread.

halli waited hopefully, but brodir said no more.

[Tango]

"Please give me some of your sons mandrakes."
The Bible c:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandrake_(plant)

[Fracture]

"Can't," he said. "My bowstring's broken."

[zackin5]

"The Klingon dictionary"

[Pepsidude]

"We're both boys".

oh my forget

[ArmyUnit]

"A graph of a straight line is characterized by the slop of the line."

Physics textbook yay

[Tango]

"We're both boys".

oh my forget

yes.

[Soviet]

"I guessed it made sense, though: you wouldn't want to lean over your prisoners with all that deadly hardware at their eye level-- they might grab your gun with their teeth and pull the trigger with their tongues or something."

Haha, this is fantastic.

[steve5451]

Though early versions were often discolored, with internal imperfections and unsightly cracks.
Teflon pans. :S

[LOL :D]

It hit him that his knife was gone, forever, and the total silence of the ship seemed to press down on him.

[Jairo]

"A week after these last adventures, Craig was preparing to return to London when he suddenly received a wire from the Transylvanian government, urgently requesting him to come to Transylvania to help solve some baffling cases of vampirism."
~The Lady or the Tiger? & Other Logic Puzzles

...???

[aludane]

"Sequential Logic"

"A counter is a sequential chip whose state is an integer number that increments every time unit, effecting the function out(t) = out(t - 1) + c"

[*FacePalm*]

"Most families choose supervised spending"


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