I was electricuted

[Dimitry]

It was quite shocking, after I got done assembling this floor lamp for our basement, I plugged it in and it turned on, but when I turned the switch to shut it off, it started sparking and I had the most electrifying experience. Under all the bad puns, it really hurt. :c
here are pics of the light bulb and stuff after I took it apart.

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[Aerodynamic Monkatraz]

the puns are everywhere

[Bosie1997]

Ouch. Glad that's never happened to me.

[TheABELBOTO]

i once stabbed a outlet with a fork
it was a SHOCKING experience

[Sami2ss]

i guess that you could say it was sho -

It was quite shocking

i once stabbed a outlet with a fork
it was a SHOCKING experience

fffff

[dorkdotdan]

one time I stuck a 9V bulb into an electric socket and shut out power to the whole second floor.

[Daedalus]

OP, you do realize that electrocution specifically means DEATH by electric shock, right?

[Nobot]

Do you have superpowers now?

[steve5451]

I've been electrocuted a bunch of times in my life. :C
The first time I can recall was me screwing with these wires pocking out of the wall where a light switch was supposed to be. I touched it and it blew me off my feet.

Then another time when I was flipping, yet again, a light switch that didn't have the cover over it and it shocked me. Probably not as bad as the first time but it was really bad.
Then recently I was walking through the hall and I walked by an outlet and somehow the electricity jumped to me or something. I have no loving clue.
this house is a wreck.

[bµbbler]

Do you have superpowers now?

[Nobot]

I've been electrocuted a bunch of times in my life. :C

Wow I have literally never been electrocuted.

[phflack]

so many zombies in here

[Sami2ss]

so many zombies in here

would you like some bath salt on that?

[Skyfrost.]

i once stabbed a outlet with a fork
it was a SHOCKING experience

You most likely did this yesterday to see if you were as stupid as we all think you are.

[IkeTheGeneric]

What a jolt, huh? I wonder watt you're going to do about the nasty burn marks (if there are any). I got zapped once, it was quite shocking. It must have really not have phased you, though. This news really sparks some feelings.