Post the urban dictionary about your town.

[Alyx Vance]

As the title says, post the Urban Dictionary of your town and be sure to censor the name of the town as well.


-town-, KY: a small city on the Salt River. Located in -county- County, about 10 miles south of -town-. It is a town with a lot of potheads, meth addicts and sheep forgeters. Hell, if you wanna learn to make meth,-censored- is your place. -nope-, where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous!
"Hey, do you know where I can get some meth?"
"Sure, go to -nope-ville."

I agree with it all 'cept the sheep part.

[Ad Bot]

[grunterdb1951]

   
A town in Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada. It is filled with religious people and junkies you can tell them apart because the junkies will have scabs on there face and other typical crack head features. The religious people in Chilliwack look a little better but suffer from a very narrow gene pool. As a result are not able to grasp simple concepts like evolution, The world being older than 6000 years, And the difficulty Moses would have had collecting two of all the animals.
Typical conversation in Chilliwack.

person A: This global warming stuff is interesting what do you think about it?

person B: God already flooded the world once and it won't happen again if we go to church.

person A: Okay then, I'm going to buy drugs, that was painful.

person B: God hates you then! My pastor who is my dads brother married to my sister told me so.

[Alyx Vance]

^ Ha.

Silly religious people.

[dorkdotdan]

Frederick
   
1. The second largest growing city in Maryland

2. Redneckville
Can also be used as an verb:
To stuff all over something
Sorry I Fredericked in your jeep.

[kakashi11]

[redacted] is a town that is full of wiggers (wanna be black) who think they are "gansta". they go to other towns to start truble but run like the bitches they are. they go to train bridges...big deal. they threaten to have drive by shootings at a few high schools near them..because you know they " have friends in [redacted]" but it never happens cause they are all just lil bitches that run to they're mommys when times get hardddd. they're girls are pure white trash, and the others and black wanna be whores.

Well then, someones been hating on my town.

[Alyx Vance]

[redacted] is a town that is full of wiggers (wanna be black) who think they are "gansta". they go to other towns to start truble but run like the bitches they are. they go to train bridges...big deal. they threaten to have drive by shootings at a few high schools near them..because you know they " have friends in [redacted]" but it never happens cause they are all just lil bitches that run to they're mommys when times get hardddd. they're girls are pure white trash, and the others and black wanna be whores.

Well then, someones been hating on my town.

Look at mine :c
Apparently we are meth addicts and pot heads who forget sheep...

[e-maxx]

Look at mine :c
Apparently we are meth addicts and pot heads who forget sheep...

oh noes

[RedGajin]

San Francisco

The only city in America where weed is legal, but plastic bags aren't.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

sacramento
   
The Capital of California. Any moron who thinks that there's nothing here but agricultural areas has obviously passed judgement before even visiting here. I've lived here my whole life and I ain't ever seen no livestock up in here! why does everyone call it cowtown for? i've never seen any cows here! sactown is underated- it has an awesome nightlife and plenty of other things to do, plus it has a small town feel despite its big city size cuz ppo are more friendly here than in most large cities. and no, sacramento is not in virginia, unless there's a tiny town there by that name that isn't on the map. stop hatin on the kings cuz if ya ask me the lakers suck more!
sacramento is a kick ass city!

well stuff i guess my city's pretty damn rad

[steve5451]

Payson Arizona

small redneck infested town, overly populated by Illegal Aliens.
Redneck: Think im'a play muh Gee-tar, maybe one of them nice feller's right there will join me with some maraca's.Yee dawgy!

Alien: Si.Chi-wah wah. LALALALAL.

Redneck:Payson's purdy darn neat, got me some maraca playin fellers, and they'll even mow muh lawn. Yee haw!

Sounds about right.

[Xinakam]

a small town in Jersey that is filled with potheads,smokers,rednecks and burnouts
has some kickass sports teams,except for those pusillanimous individuals who play golf and tennis
has more hot chicks then people in pedricktown, which makes life pretty fun

[Man 2]

1.    [REDACTED]
The meth and kiddie research capital of Ohio.

Since we live in [REDACTED], lets smoke meth and watch kiddie research.

2.    [REDACTED]
A town in ***ern Ohio, just outside of [REDACTED]. Progressively becoming a worse slum than it already is, known for slutty girls, an abundance of drug dealers (few making real money), drugs of course, knockout artists, the worst cops, and a lack of anything to do besides get drunk or do drugs.

Possibly the most boring yet intriguing town ever. Boring with nothing to do, yet intriguing because of the mixture of people in it, you could write a best selling book about [REDACTED], it has characters.

Not completely trashy, its a mixture of suburbs and low income housing. People from [REDACTED] can usually beat the stuff out of people from surrounding cities example:[REDACTED] and others.

You're best bet is to get out of [REDACTED] before you start selling pointless amounts of weed, get pregnant, get a dui, or go to jail.

young man: Man i couldnt find any weed so my girl said she knew someone in [REDACTED] with some, so i went, i ended up partying with all of these low level dope boys and random cool dudes, ate a xanax got drunk and wound up in jail for a dui, my girl got forgeted, and i think i got knocked out.

Sad, but true.
There are kids who deal and do drugs outside the tennis court by my school before and after school hours.
*sigh*
I need to get out of here.

[Clone v.117]

1.    perth
The most isolated capital city in the world. Population of 2 million people.. white sandy beaches.. beautiful weather.. lovey easy-going people.. and cool kangaroos.

Man, if we were in Perth we'd be having hot love with pretty girls right now.


2.    Perth
The best Aussie city with the best beaches and hottest people where the Aussie accent is a tad toned down from the rest of Australia. Many celebrities and models come out of Perth. It has the highest amount of celebrities coming out of it than any other Australian city. The people are very laid back and friendly.

Out of all the cities I've been to Perth is my favourite, though I don't live there, I would like to.


3.    Perth
The most isolated city in the world.

Perth is so far away!

kiddie research capital of Ohio.

Can I come over?

[tails]

total suburban cigarettetown. Way richer than orpington but just as pike. stuffhole.

hard guy:U LIVE IN SEVENOAKS.
sevenoakian:i is wel ard
hard guy:u want sum
s:YER! IM SO RICH IVE GOT REEL BLING+BURBURRY-forget U!

Yeah that sounds about right.

[Tammy]

My town doesn't have one


must be too obscure [/hipster]