Author Topic: Mr. Wallet Plays: Amnesia the Dark Descent PART 2  (Read 2906 times)

RedGaijin: this gam is so scry

HE GOT SCARED
he screams like a woman
« Last Edit: June 04, 2012, 02:20:10 AM by RedGajin »

Red, we are related

oh i wish i was a carpenter...

He "is still online so that he can be internet famous"

no post for you game
forget

still boring

This was extremely fun, going to bed now.
Mr. Wallet is a beautiful dancer and i demand lessons.

Help us internet, you're our only hope.

this was fun, would surely come if he did this again

but with a more interesting game, i actually thought this game was supposed to be scary or something


The whole thing started because somehow amnesia got brought up and I was like, "man what a ripoff" and "I sort of suspect that maybe the devs didn't even want it to be scary and people got the wrong impression." So he bought me quantum conundrum if I promised to play the entire game.

Now I redact the idea that the devs didn't want it to be scary, I can see now that they did. It took way, way too long to get to any intimidating parts though. I was practically in tears laughing in the first area with water. I thought that my game was broken and the monster had failed to load properly, and Dan said, "no that's the invisible water monster!" I immediately cracked up because I thought he was loving with me. Then I laughed harder when they tried to convince me it was true and I was actually supposed to be scared of it because it was invisible. Invisible Water Monster turned into a meme for the rest of the show.

So far the 3 scariest things in the game were, and yes I'm being completely serious:
3. Prying open a door with a crowbar, I pull it halfway then release the crowbar, the thing keeps going and the door breaks open. I was a little spooked by the ghost crowbar, even if it was ultimately only helpful. That thing coulda put my eye out.
2. If I solve a puzzle but I don't expect it to be a "solved puzzle", there's a whisper sound and the screen instantly flashes white. This is a little startling.
1. About to go afk in what I thought was a safe area, never been really attacked by a standard monster before, talking on stream and hear this annoying buzzing, it finlly gets my attention enough that I turn around, MONSTER TRYING TO EAT FACE NOM NOM NOM. Only time I got a little bit of adrenaline. That's only going to work once though since I now know what the "monster trying to eat your face" sound means.

I've stopped for sleep but we'll start again 17 hours from the time of this post. (6 PM pacific)
« Last Edit: June 04, 2012, 04:11:41 AM by Mr. Wallet »

lol ok I'm done lying. Most of the game at least kept me in suspense. You just have serious issues.
Not once did I burst out laughing, or even chuckle during the entire game.
Except one part where I think something happened but it turned out to be nothing, I chuckled then. Once. :P


issues wut
Read my edit.
tl;dr you laughed at a horror game!

Dan made me play this ultimately because he asked me to name scarier games and I named Modern Warfare 2 and 3, Deus Ex 3, Alan Wake, Diablo 3, Alien Swarm, Counter-Strike: Source, Day of Defeat: Source, Killing Floor, and others. I am willing to reconsider a few on the list but certainly not all of them.

My point is that while this may be in the "horror" genre, it's just... It's just not scary. Every time I ask Dan or Russian what it is I'm supposed to be scared of, they dodge the question. I think it's funnier to hear me try and guess what's supposed to be scary.