E3 POST-MORTEM REPORT

[Daedalus]

ALRIGHT MOTHERforgetERS.

...I got no swag codes like last year for you guys. :(
I did get a Forza Horizon T-shirt, a Gears of War Judgement t-shirt, and a Halo 4 t-shirt.

BYYYY THE WAY.
This year was way better because this nice woman named Stephanie (who was RUNNING the entire microsoft section) led my two friends and I around, and she cut ahead of the lines for us.
We did AC3, GoW Judgement, Halo 4, uhhh, and we saw things including (I'm going to bold the ones I saw that were really cool):
- Cronus, a USB gadget that lets you modify your controllers wirelessly. YOU CAN RUN ANY CONTROLLER ON ANY SYSTEM AND TURN THEM INTO RAPIDFIRE CONTROLLERS OR COMPLETELY RECODE THE CONTROLLERS WITHOUT MODDING THEM :D
- An HTML5 platform for iOS and Android.
- Far Cry 33333333333333333333333333333 333333333 oh god so fun
- Devil May Cry
- A portable gaming platform. Basically, you put your Xbox/PS3 into a little case that has controller ports, a built-in foldout screen, speakers, and power. :D You can buy a rolling attachment, too.
- Turtle Beach and Razer. Self-explanatory.
- Dishonored OH GOOOD SOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition
- MoH Warfighter
- Resident Evil 6
- Warface
- South Park: Stick of Truth
- Need for Speed Hot Pursuit
- Sony's Pingpongball-on-a-Stick (yeah, it's still stuff)
- Improved WiiU, I guess
- Alienware
- Free Newegg stuff
- SimCity
- Battlefield Premium (stuffloads of DLC for battlefield - essentially CoD Elite but overpriced. with love, EA
- Crysis 3
- Black Ops II
- The Amazing Spiderman
- Splintercell: Blacklist

So, a pretty good day in all. I had a bacon-wrapped hotdog and lychee iced tea with lychee jelly.

[Ad Bot]

[Artificial Blocko]

Did you see "The Last of Us?

[Daedalus]

Did you see "The Last of Us?

Eh, didn't spend time on it.

[Skip]

Did you see "The Last of Us?

I'm so looking forward to that.

[Kumquat]

You got to play farcry 3
luck goose
also dishonored
even more jelly

[Artificial Blocko]

:( I wish I could have gone to E3. The Last of Us is the stuff though. (For me)

[Night Fox]

what I'm most interested in:

- An HTML5 platform for iOS and Android.
- Far Cry 33333333333333333333333333333 333333333 oh god so fun
- Crysis 3

just html5 is cool
farcry 2 was pretty great, so they surely can't make it worse
both crysis and farcry 3 are exciting because of the new cryengine they're making <3

what I'm still pretty interested in:

- Cronus, a USB gadget that lets you modify your controllers wirelessly. YOU CAN RUN ANY CONTROLLER ON ANY SYSTEM AND TURN THEM INTO RAPIDFIRE CONTROLLERS OR COMPLETELY RECODE THE CONTROLLERS WITHOUT MODDING THEM :D

just, idk what exactly you mean by all that
I understand that you can change how the controllers work, and that they work cross-platform, but otherwise, it's confusing

[Daedalus]

I understand that you can change how the controllers work, and that they work cross-platform, but otherwise, it's confusing

I saw that ninja.
Uh, basically you can recode controllers.
You could make it so when you touched the left trigger once, it would tap A 5000 times in a second.
Basically, you can remap and recode everything.

[Night Fox]

You could make it so when you touched the left trigger once, it would tap A 5000 times in a second.

I have this feeling that specifically that wouldn't work out too well

so, is it user-friendly or do you have to be the same sorta person who can successfully use Linux?

[Stick Man]

You forgot to mention how Reggie's body was still ready.

[Daedalus]

I have this feeling that specifically that wouldn't work out too well

so, is it user-friendly or do you have to be the same sorta person who can successfully use Linux?

userfriendly. the scripting language is easy.

[Night Fox]

userfriendly. the scripting language is easy.

sounds neat

[Daedalus]

sounds neat

c: indeed
the guy came over and asked "Hey, do you guys have any questions?"
I looked up and said "Where and when can I give you my money?"
He said they're gonna be $69.99.

[Night Fox]

He said they're gonna be $69.99.

unless they're going to be very useful, I think I just lost interest

[Daedalus]

unless they're going to be very useful, I think I just lost interest

really? I'd love to code rapidfires and combos and stuff