All constructive criticism is very helpful, thank you.
Christian Weston Chandler 6/7/12
"The way you have trained yourself to be an ignorant slut must make those boys love you, but they can't have you! You're mine," Christian whispered into the ear of his hentai blow-up doll he had bought used from Ebay for 20 dollars. Christian had dressed the doll in clothes he made out of paper. "You can scream all you want, nobody will hear you except me!" He ripped the paper clothes off, his three inch snake started to perk up. "Scream!" He covered the small doll with his obese body. He thrusted slowly into the doll's rubber hole. "Baby I love you, I'm coming for you, I'm coming!" Christian quickly spat on his index finger and shoved it into his star fish as he made three final thrusts, then rolled off of the now deflated doll. He took the finger out of his star fish. It was now covered in stuff, so he licked it off. Christian went to play Animal Crossing on his Gamecube, still nude.
Christian is real if you didn't already know. Look him up.