Author Topic: Pick-up Lines  (Read 1290 times)

My pick-up lines:
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"are you a angel because i'm about to forget you right in the hymen flaps"

"nice shoes, where did you get them, the bad shoes store? im going to rape you"

"get in my van. you are going to drive me to my mom's house i have to drop off these tae bo dvds and then bone you right in the armpit"

"knock knock, who's there?? this rag of chloroform. oh i did not put the chloroform on it. bend over."

"are you an alien, because your ass has my rooster in it"

"roses are red, violets are blue, your entire face is white with my semen in about five minutes if you'd just stop screaming and biting at my richard"

"have you ever been to japan???" (thats the whole line just start taking your pants off after that)

"ron jeremy taught me that looks are not important in romance, but oh my god you're loving hideous. get on my richard"


What are your best pick-up lines?

« Last Edit: June 07, 2012, 04:10:04 PM by Yuggoth »


ever seen a grown man naked?

ron jeremy taught me that looks are not important in romance, but oh my god you're loving hideous. get on my richard

Hey do you believe in love at first sight?

(Turn away)
(Look back at her)

I do.

Hey do you believe in love at first sight?

(Turn away)
(Look back at her)

I do.
oh my god so cheesy aaaaaaaaaaa




"I must be an astrologist, because I'm studying your heavenly body."


Your dad must have been a melon salesman

How do you like your eggs: scrambled or fertilized?

are you a stripper? because you have a GREAT body

Are you a pickle? Because you like like one. Green and bumpy.