Are you a lesbian?
Nope
will you have love with me if i pay?
You couldn't afford me
Why are my nipples so red?
You're a tomato by birth
Can you give people boners?
I don't know why I would strive to do that
are you wet
I took a shower not to long ago
Who did 9/11?
Bush did it
Why do people ask about your reproductive functions?
Because they are confusing
Can you give female people boners?
No, that anatomically impossible unless they are transmission
Is Paris Hilton pretty to you?
I hate Paris Hilton. She's ugly