punch him in the face
They probably look up to you, you starfish.
I don't think attempted kissing, hugging, and staring with dreamy eyes defines kid shenagins.
I think your wild delusion that overly affectionate children are homoloveuals wanting to have love with you is a result of frustration stemming from you fighting your own homoloveuality. You should just embrace who you are and not let it fester into hate. But what do I know I'm just a doctor and a genius.
You know, I think you should really try experimenting with this. Confront him, ask him what he likes about you. See where it goes from there. Anyone could enjoy homoloveuality, you never know it until you try it.
They're 6 and 8. lolThey're not gay, they're just kids. If you really want them to leave you alone, ignore them. Don't provide a reaction. If they try to do something physical that makes you react, just go to a different spot while avoiding them.
Also, Tyler looks 8 and Will is 6.child creepers