Long ago, there was a time where 1 man searched for the legendary stuff spoon, that man, my father. Back when he was living with his ex-girlfriend and her father he was on his way to bed when he heard painful screams from the bathroom, his girlfriend's father was constipated that night, so my father asked. "hey, are you okay in there?" The wounded man asked my father "can you grab a spoon!?" my father replied with "what for?" the man spoke chilling words "to dig the stuff out of my ass!!!!!" Frightened by what he heard my father ran in fear and asked his girlfriend to help. After the event, scared out of his mind, my father rested....