Poll

In his position you would?

Ask for a spoon
5 (18.5%)
Push harder
22 (81.5%)

Total Members Voted: 27

Author Topic: The legendary stuff spoon....  (Read 1714 times)

Long ago, there was a time where 1 man searched for the legendary stuff spoon, that man, my father. Back when he was living with his ex-girlfriend and her father he was on his way to bed when he heard painful screams from the bathroom, his girlfriend's father was constipated that night, so my father asked. "hey, are you okay in there?" The wounded man asked my father "can you grab a spoon!?" my father replied with "what for?" the man spoke chilling words "to dig the stuff out of my ass!!!!!" Frightened by what he heard my father ran in fear and asked his girlfriend to help. After the event, scared out of his mind, my father rested....
« Last Edit: June 09, 2012, 11:03:09 PM by CreamTurk3y »


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im not quite sure how to react to this

i guess your father is a hero.

That sounds lie a special interest

a spoon? holy stuff what that sounds painful. a normal star fish could not withstand a wide strip of metal.

especially mine :(

a spoon? holy stuff what that sounds painful. a normal star fish could not withstand a wide strip of metal.

especially mine :(

Actually... People quite often take stuffs larger then the breadth of a spoon. (Don't ask how I know. :l)

a spoon? holy stuff what that sounds painful. a normal star fish could not withstand a wide strip of metal.

especially mine :(
dont worry babe, you will learn to handle the power of the stuff spoon.
the hard way if i have to.

Actually... People quite often take stuffs larger then the breadth of a spoon. (Don't ask how I know. :l)
stuffs larger than the breadth.

a spoon? holy stuff what that sounds painful. a normal star fish could not withstand a wide strip of metal.

especially mine :(
Go talk to Iban

He'll straighten you out


What about the fork?

What about the fork?
I believe that would've caused a rip inside the brown town area

What about the very sharp kitchen knife?


What about the very sharp kitchen knife?

I believe that would've caused lacerations inside the brown town area